South Austin

Which is weird, because it always seems like Brisket is under a dark cloud.

I’m fine with Hillary speaking, and glad they scheduled her the first night with Joe so they can move on.

Why do you have to remind us that Blake Gideon dropped a game-ending interception in the closing seconds against Texas Tech that cost us the chance to play for a national championship? Why?

All I know is that if I just had cats I wouldn’t be about to drop some major bank on my firstborn’s college tuition. But I mean, I love her. Kids are great. Yay parenthood.

Still, it would be nice to give a Thanos snap of the fingers and get rid of all the racist fuckwads.

I see you do some freelance work for the Birmingham Chamber of Commerce.

But go back to the part about how it’s Birmingham, Alabama.

John Travolta as Terl.

He must be Billy Liucci’s cousin.

What did Serge Kovaleski ever do to you?

HEB. And I don’t care that it will be closed.

But we still get to make fun of their business.

Trump would’ve called her a loser.

You pretty much described the only people who live in the state of Oregon. Well done.

I thought the same, until I put a scoop of potato salad over my turkey gumbo last Thanksgiving, and it was fucking awesome.

I wonder if it’s simply a matter of contrast. Just a few weeks ago it was Trump compared with Biden, and the latter was looking every bit of his 81 years, with his speech and mannerisms diminished far beyond 2020 when he was more in the spotlight of a national election. Next to that, Trump almost seemed spry, and the national focus and rhetoric was more on the aging Biden. Now we have Harris and Walz, who are running all over the country with an image of youth, vibrancy, and joy, coming at Trump and Vance with all the wit and bravado. Now, by comparison Trump looks like the feeble geriatric who everybody at the dinner table wishes would stop with the senseless jabbering. I know there’s more to it than that, but I really think the change is not so much Trump himself and his antics, but his opponent who with contrast is pointing out how incompetent and deficient as a person Trump is. If it was still Biden as the nominee, Trump could still be lisping the same fucked up rants, but everybody would still be talking about how Biden’s age has made him unfit for office.

Damn, how many years did you hold her back?

Pics of wife.

@SydneyCarton, I supplement my post above by saying that after my second day in Eugene, this place kicks all kinds of ass, and Oregon moves up bigly in the retirement fantasy rankings. Of course, I say this sitting on the patio of a local brewery enjoying a 75-degree sunny evening, before the eight-month rainy season starts. But seriously, steer your kid toward University of Oregon. This school and this town is awesome.

But he knows that between a shark and a sinking boat with a gas powered motor, he’s taking the boat every time.

That hurt. And after I saved your life in Iraq and everything.

Fuck this place for the rest of the week. Here’s what I have to look forward to.

Do you fapped to Fraggle Rock?

You may have to settle for the UO parent milfs. I’m not going to be the creeper sneaking pics of incoming freshman.

Well, if it helps, I have a layover in Vegas today on my way to Eugene, and I’ll be rocking my Kamala t-shirt through the airport.