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South Austin

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  1. He spit derp into a cup?
  2. That presents a real matchup problem.
  3. Pretty cool. I’ve never seen that discussed before.
  4. I’m rooting for State.
  5. She didn’t have to get as wet.*
  6. Would be great if Herman could get the Kansas OC job.
  7. Because you picked Texas by only 6?
  8. Press Conference Belichick and Talk Show Guest Belichick are completely different human beings. But the latter still seems like someone who would get real tired real quick of kissing teenagers' asses.
  9. Seriously, this is why NFL guys like Belicheck who don't have the personality or inclination to kiss players' asses don't do well in college, especially in the portal days when a player can tell a dickhead coach to fuck off and go to another team.
  10. Occasionally when one of my law partners who loves this movie see me in the office and asks how's it going, I say--
  11. Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? What? If you lick my butthole.
  12. Mack to Oklahoma State would really tie the room together.
  13. Dumbasses if true. Yeah, his record sucked this season, but it's not a trend. He went 10-4 last year, 12-2 in 2021 with a Fiesta Bowl win, numerous double digit wins in the years before that, and a winning record since 2007. Will they find a coach who will have that level of success over the next 5 years? I doubt it.
  14. Either you're rounding up to the nearest whole minute, or you're an incredibly slow reader.
  15. derp
  16. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
  17. "Tell him that Justus is waiting for him."
  18. You saved the other half for your husband?
  19. That sounds like something fake Graham Harmon would say.
  20. It’s killing me trying to figure out which Surly poster this is.
  21. Sorry guys, hectic work week and new puppy have thrown off me game. TEXAS!!!
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