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South Austin

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  1. Clearly not Penn State material. You have nothing to worry about.
  2. “Does this include crimes they would probably commit in the future?” – Charlie Kirk
  3. Oh yeah, sure. This report will shut them up.
  4. You think you hate Sean Duffy now, but wait till you meet him.
  5. I can't get a boner over the Chris Henry, Jr. talk because I think it's all driving up his NIL number for his eventual signing with Ohio State. Or maybe I need to get a prescription from my doctor for the little blue pill.
  6. Nice humblebrag.
  7. Don’t be silly. He spends all his free time on Surly.
  8. Her name was Stephanie. Raleigh, North Carolina. September 1993.
  9. Really, that's probably their best option at this point. And he can say the word "family" like the normal asshole he is.
  10. I think I lost my virginity to a girl who felt sorry for me.
  11. To be fair to Helobious, it's more relevant than Eric Estrada.
  12. Are you talking about "forever" in dog years?
  13. Eh, Klein as the aggy OC never really worried me. They might luck into an improvement.
  14. Pretty sure MAGA discredited George Will years ago. He's too much of an intellectual RINO.
  15. I wouldn't be surprised if he woke up, forgot what year it was, and referred to him as Little Marco.
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