South Austin

See, I keep reading shit like this and just love the guy more.

Benjy, I'm sure Harris and Walz will be happy to stuff you in a locker.

In all fairness, he might sell out Kyle.

I think I see JD hiding in the rafters.

For Mar-a-Lago HOA president.

That the failures of Nebraska football are all Texas's fault.

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

Shit, if he's like my grandmother from southwestern Minnesota, he's got plenty stored in coffee cans throughout the house, and ain't no bank failures gonna take that savings.

I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people.

The Obama presidency + the advent of social media exposed just how dumb a sizeable population of America is. Each year it seems to get more and more pronounced, and more and more depressing.

I'm guessing it would take all of 10 minutes to find photos of Usha Vance wearing a Cartier neckless or Oscar De La Renta dress. Or JD sitting on a Louis Vuitton Bombaca Sofa. Link

Surly used to be my playground.

I think he was technically a correspondent. Probably something like Lieutenant Steven Hauk.

Maybe I'm not remembering as well, but Kerry was a bit of a pushover on this issue, and was not as strong of a personality as Walz appears to be out of the gate. Walz just needs to keep dunking on Trump and Vance, pointing out that Lieutenant Bonespurs never served a minute in the military and instead has trashed veterans, that his military service was six times that of Vance (24 years v. 4 years), and that he retired at 41 years of age while Vance got out at 23 serving the bare minimum. Shit, even Vance has said that he was "lucky to escape any real fighting," and his time in the military consisted of "working in public affairs, writing about Marines and taking photographs of their work, escorting civilian news reporters and speaking about happenings on base." Link I'm sure Walz would be careful not to denigrate those in the military taking on non-combat roles, but he should have no hesitation to compare his service record to Corporal Couchfucker, and stuff him in the corner if he or Trump try that Swift Boat bullshit.

It doesn't matter. MAGA will run with it, but ignore the fact that while Walz served in the military for 24 years, Lieutenant Bonespurs never served one second and has trashed POW's and other vets.

You pit the Jews against the transgenders and this election is all but over.

I'm guessing there will be more American flags at that event than Trump/Vance supporters.

So you have experience with the Troop Master Snek?

Wait, Trump uncovered who killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman?

Next week I expect him to make his way to Alabama to shore up that incredibly important swing state.