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South Austin

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  1. So Trump's economic policy comes down to this:
  2. I still don't know why John Book didn't try to tap Rachel in Witness, especially after seeing her tit-tays. She clearly would have been up for it.
  3. That parade sounds wasteful. DOGE should look into it.
  4. I’ll put pee pee in your Coke.
  5. Also, look at their men’s basketball coaching search.
  6. He likes rape. BBC.com
  7. Only a MAGA can describe the potential destruction of his business due to Trump’s batshit crazy tariffs as “bittersweet.”
  8. You better sober up before church.
  9. “But it is $80 a portion.” ”Well then I better just take two portions of that.”
  10. This scene, filmed entirely backwards, is a work of genius.
  11. Also, you can pet it, and if it bites you, it’s probably a cottonmouth.
  12. It’s all about the lettuce.
  13. “I can run out of time all day.”
  14. All I know is that there’s no better place to get a Chicago beef sandwich than Katy, Texas.
  15. Those fuckers hired Graham Harmon as their communications director.
  16. Nice deluge in NW Austin to wash away the oak jizz.
  17. I just planted a coffee tree in my back yard.
  18. Quick, somebody send him a pic of a vagina!
  19. And you don't even need to provide air conditioning or restroom breaks. We are so back, America!
  20. Well, it wouldn't be the first time that having a baby saves a marriage.
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