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South Austin

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  1. I think it's awesome looking at all the fucking goofballs on the left, and all of the "mechanical engineering," chemical & biological engineering," "metallurgical & materials engineering," and "computer science" majors on the right. I'm guessing Mikee Barker with his little "business engineering & management science" major is the idiot of the bunch.
  2. They look roughly the same size, so I'm going to say . . . . four??????
  3. He's going to order those subs to launch once he pardons Maxwell.
  4. This is just outstanding work.
  5. That's a matter of opinion.
  6. I mean, when you suck at football, I'll allow it.
  7. He's convinced himself that Parker Livingstone is in the Epstein files.
  8. I'm bookmarking this post when Parker Livingstone returns his first punt for a TD. And it's very presumptuous of you to assume that Parker Livingstone is 0% black.
  9. I'll not have you besmirch Casey Thompson like that.
  10. I may not be the only one, but when I've seen practice footage of Parker Livingstone, I swear I'm watching Vai Sikahema in a Longhorn uniform.
  11. I’m hearing reports that last night Parker Livingstone saved 50 seniors from a fire at an assisted living home.
  12. dcbc, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
  13. If the OL stays healthy, they look like a 6th or 7th place SEC team to me.
  14. This guy is your “buddy”?
  15. The glasses are a Clark Kent-type giveaway. He’s got a burnt orange superhero suit under that shirt.
  16. “Let me lean on this large column while I think about my answer.”
  17. In fairness to Trump, fake science and fake medicine usually put me to sleep.
  18. You see, this thread is a remake itself.
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