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  1. South Austin
    I said “run.” I didn’t say “win,” you twerp.
  2. South Austin
    Please, please, Baby Jesus, let Donald, Jr. run for public office one day.
  3. South Austin
    For Michael Dukakis, it was a tank. For this limp dick, it’s going to be a couch.
  4. South Austin
    Rachel piles on JD. Jennifer Aniston criticizes JD Vance for ‘childless cat ladies’ remarks: ‘I pray that your daughter is fortunate enough to bear children’
  5. South Austin
    Seems like a good time for Abbott and Paxton to disenfranchise Harris County.
  6. South Austin
    I don't think he's very smart.
  7. South Austin
    Let's hope a large number of his MAGA legion who has believed all of his bullshit so far sops this up as well.
  8. South Austin
    So, why "on the verge"? Why wait? Is this just timing staged to add another jolt of excitement?
  9. South Austin
    That was played pretty damn well.
  10. South Austin
    I think you can go high while at the same time questioning why there is no evidence that JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.
  11. South Austin
    True story about my one experience with Newark: I was a baby attorney, less than one year out of law school, and was sent by my big Texas law firm to Florham Park, NJ (a pretty nice town) for a week long document review in a big case. This was summer of 2000 well before attorneys reviewed documents electronically in the comfort of their own offices. Also, that was a time when we didn't have Google Maps or their GPS predecessors to help you navigate unfamiliar territory. I had to fly in to Newark, landing at about 11:00 p.m., and driving my rental car close to midnight out of downtown Newark with paper directions to Florham Park. I was a bit nervous to say the least, and felt like Clark Griswold driving through St. Louis. I took a mental note to never visit Newark again.
  12. South Austin
    I lost it.
  13. South Austin
    Kiss my ass from Asbury Park.
  14. South Austin
    I find it very suspicious that a guy from Arizona is posting on the hurricane thread.
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  16. South Austin
    My former father-in-law is Type 1, first diagnosed when he was early teens and now approaching 80. Party of his longevity has that he's lived a pretty disciplined life -- no alcohol, regular insulin, timely meals, and he's always been physically active and is relatively thin. But he drinks at least 6 Diet Cokes a day, along with about a pot of coffee in the morning, for whatever that's worth.
  17. South Austin
    What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dicks . . . remember when Richard Dicks came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!
  18. South Austin
    It doesn't matter. Posting on this site has already gotten you on a list.
  19. South Austin
    If she can say that without cackling, we're good.
  20. South Austin
    "Do you favor a two-state solution?"
  21. South Austin
    Agree. The Israel/Palestine issue is going to be a thorny little bitch for her, though. She's going to get hit with it as soon as she starts doing interviews.
  22. South Austin
    If it's true that Obama is pissed, I hope he considers the significant number of minority voters who would have been furious if the sitting VP, a multiracial woman, was passed up by another old white dude. I know I'm preaching to a large choir, but Kelly for President just wouldn't have moved the needle for a block of voters who were previously apathetic when Biden was the nominee.
  23. South Austin
    Seems like a problem with Nike sneakers across the board. I was in Dick's (#nohomo) a while ago looking for some basic Nike cross-trainers to wear in the gym, and it was hard to find a pair that didn't look like they were close to platform shoes.
  24. South Austin
    Too blek. #maga
  25. South Austin
    Whatever she does, tell her not to drive on Normandy Avenue with her windows rolled down.

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