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  1. South Austin
    Somebody tried to assassinate Trump? This is the first I've heard of it. But did you hear that JD Vance fucked a couch? Holy shit!
  2. South Austin
    Grammy-worthy.
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  4. South Austin
    There’s a name I haven’t heard.
  5. South Austin
    I gained five pounds just watching that video.
  6. South Austin
    Couchgate.
  7. South Austin
    You think JD fantasized about getting a blowjob from Chairry while watching Pee Wee's Playhouse as a kid?
  8. South Austin
    Quite the Michael Dukakis moment he's having.
  9. South Austin
    "But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy couches." Ephesians 5:3. "Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your couches." 1 Corinthians 6:18-20. "Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with couches nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.
  10. South Austin
    No shit. It's like Sark in the WR transfer portal.
  11. South Austin
    Hey, ease up on the disabled kid.
  12. South Austin
    End thread.
  13. South Austin
    Really smart of him to let them know that UCLA is in LA. Clears up so much potential confusion.
  14. South Austin
    I mean, transportation is kind of his thing.
  15. South Austin
    This is begging for an SNL skit to really put this shit on blast.
  16. South Austin
    I have no idea, but she doesn't fuck porn stars or couches.
  17. South Austin
    And throw this in there for good measure.
  18. South Austin
    "But let's make that son of a bitch deny it." Lyndon B. Johnson
  19. South Austin
    Fair. But I'm undecided until I see video of Kamala giving her husband a handjob in the middle of an off-Broadway play.
  20. South Austin
    He's going to be No Fucks Given Biden instead of Senile Biden.
  21. South Austin
    I wonder if Sean O'Brien is starting to regret his decision to attend the Republican convention.
  22. South Austin
    Jesus, I was just kidding about Newark.
  23. South Austin
    How much time do you need to attack Buttigieg by pointing out that he's gay and wants to make all our kids gay?
  24. South Austin
    Greg Abbott: "It could have been worse."
  25. South Austin
    You're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?

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