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South Austin

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Everything posted by South Austin

  1. But Limas’ grandmother was Dutch.
  2. Thank you for posting the Catherine O'Hara eulogy. Again.
  3. I've used this or similar gifs on the aggy thread:
  4. And, Hill's leaving after this season.
  5. Unless there's a lot of raping going on at Boston University, I think the answer is no.
  6. How else do you expect him to fly?
  7. I mean, it would seem odd for the NCAA to call a press conference to announce minor sanctions, unless their doing it to grandstand with some sternly worded remarks against Michigan's conduct to show they're being tough will handing down a slap on the wrist.
  8. Just kale me now.
  9. "There goes my Hero." -- Larry Johnson, Aug. 30, 2025. after third quarter sack on Ohio State QB.* I dremt it in my hed.
  10. Nobody puts Les Wang in a corner. https://www.bswhealth.com/physician/lester-wang
  11. I've noticed that Dbeasy hasn't been responding to my posts lately. What's up with that?
  12. Parker Livingstone is like Manute Bol with receiver skills.
  13. Michigan will be grounded for a whole week with no TV privileges.
  14. Gavin Newsom has earned an honorary Surly degree. Should we invite him to a tailgate at which we can bestow this honor?
  15. Does she even lift, bro?
  16. Same. You hear all the stories about Candy’s peers like Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Eddie Murphy acting like self-absorbed pricks. I’ve never heard a bad story about John Candy.
  17. By an even even bigger margin.
  18. To clarify, Elko is a dead man walking because he's morbidly obese and hates salad.
  19. South Austin replied to texasdago's topic in Music
    I'll grant you that one Dylan cover was pretty good. My singer-songwriter cousin, who's also not a Mumford/Indie-folk fan, liked it so much that he covered that cover at a house concert shortly after it was released.
  20. Not that I defend a Sooner with any regularity. But if the screenshots of Mateer's payments are true, and they really had the tag "Sports Gambling" attached to them, I can see that as a really poor attempt at humor, and not evidence of illegal sports betting. Or, he's one of the dumbest mother fucking gamblers to have ever been awarded an athletic scholarship.
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