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South Austin

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  1. Shit, should I ask Helobious?
  2. Flavor is fine. Consistency a little like cardboard.
  3. At least on Saturday Quinn Ewers will show us he’s back to his A game and will lead Texas to the championship, right? . . . Right?
  4. Hanging on with the fingertips.
  5. Is Wisconsin pulling a Brett Favre? The fuck?
  6. What person under 25 can legibly sign their name?
  7. I can fap to this, but running out of lotion.
  8. Last NC dump not great overall, but didn’t see a county-specific report.
  9. I’m just going to randomly piss on a Florida fan this Saturday.
  10. Getting drunk real quick here, guys.
  11. Too early to be a pussy.
  12. The next GA dump will be the Ramonce Taylor end around.
  13. After a couple of his stinkbombs, the judge is going to regret the in-person hearing.
  14. I'm still holding out hope that it's also the women because of Dobbs and the olds because they've fucking had it with that piece of shit.
  15. Say it once a page until I start drinking after work. Then say it twice a page.
  16. She's been eating too many meals at Chili's.
  17. Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.
  18. But I don't think she's going to take this lying down . . . [checks notes] . . . so yeah, scratch that, she will be taking this lying down.
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