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South Austin

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  1. And to smash dry-erase boards.
  2. I take issue with your suggestion that a national championship does not matter.
  3. Maybe I'm in the minority, but it feels like I'm going to be less productive during the next four work days than if Texas was playing in the national championship.
  4. That's a lot of Pennsylvania landlords who are getting stiffed on office rent.
  5. That reads like a Spinal Tap concert tour.
  6. This would be awesome. She already has bigger balls than Merrick Garland.
  7. Jesus, just tell her that you'll take her to a Friday happy hour after she votes, drinks are on you. And then post pics of wife's best friend. And wife.
  8. It also took me a while to watch them, but my son and I did a marathon of The Wolverine movies a few years ago. They’re all pretty awesome. Especially Logan, which I think is one of the better superhero films ever made.
  9. I saw The Cure at ACL Fest a few years ago. They sounded fucking great. And then I looked to the big screen at a shot of Robert Smith and said "Jesus!" He's looking rough.
  10. This is the perfect opportunity of middle-of-the-night sex. I mean, it's all about comforting her.
  11. Trump could actually shoot Liz Cheney in the face and this thread would post Audrey Plaza pics and talk about their favorite menu item at Chili's.
  12. As an 80s kid who was heavily into the British post-punk new wave genre, this is a fantastic reference.
  13. Your friends seem like they suck.
  14. Trump went on record as saying he didn’t know anything about a comedian. So that’s like an apology.
  15. Biceps too big. Would not bang.
  16. Creatine will add some weight just from pure water retention in your muscles, but that’s maybe 5 lbs. I think continuing with your training and a solid diet could offset that in time.
  17. So you’re driving around an elementary school?
  18. I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.
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