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South Austin

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  1. @NowThis liked Grimes’ post.
  2. It’s Wednesday and it’s already a non-issue for over half of the voting population that supported Trump.
  3. He’s still angry at the world because his name is Wescott Eberts.
  4. A lot of fitness gurus recommend taking about a week off of your workout routine every couple months or so. I usually try to book a vacation right around the time when I should take that break, so I go on trips without the guilt of not working out. And my typical vacation is an urban setting where I’m doing a lot of walking, often breaking 20,000 steps a day. So it’s not like I’m laying on a beach all day doing nothing. There have been a couple trips when I’ve been a week at Rosemary Beach, and I paid for a one-week pass at the local gym because we were, for the most park, laying on a beach drinking beer most of the time, and I wanted to offset that with a workout each morning. But that’s been the vacation exception for me.
  5. Keep up the good work, @TreatyOak!
  6. Pretty impressive, huh?
  7. A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
  8. It doesn't seem plausible at all because the various dickheads involved aren't sticking with that, and instead are throwing out other shit excuses (e.g., it wasn't a mistake, it wasn't classified, Hillary!).
  9. My lawn crew is looking for extra money, so I'll send those guys over to your place.
  10. Have you worn a pair of imitation Jams?
  11. My parents could only afford one pair of name-brand Jams. The rest were bo-bo's.* *Bo-bo's is the 1980s term for generic or knockoff-brand products like clothing or shoes, at least on the east coast where I grew up. Some of you will never know the humiliation of boarding the school bus and hearing others derisively shouting, "Hey, look at the bo-bo's South Austin is wearing!"
  12. Well, the world needs leaf blowers too.
  13. Ordinarily, people who drive under the speed limit annoy me. But I give all of them a pass on I35. I consider myself a pretty good and confident driver, but I white-knuckle it for some stretches on that corridor of hell. My parents live in Georgetown, and even thought it's farther and subject to tolls, I usually take 130 when I visit them and avoid I35.
  14. The best worst and the brightest dumbest.
  15. I chucked as much at the avatar as I did the dick on the goober truck.
  16. Why would his mobile device autofill the contact of a journalist at a rag lib publication?
  17. I can’t believe he’s turning a blind eye to this.
  18. Congrats! One of our friends' daughters has Colorado State very high on her list. Fort Collins seems like a fantastic town for the college years.
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