Hizzaz Mahdoud

I owe my entire existence to Tater.

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Fixed it for aggy milkman-speak.

"Team members meet at entrance to portal to springboard out of College Station."

We did get the shaft, but it was not really due to the BCS, but rather to the Big XII three-way tie-breaking travesty that gave OU the nod to represent the South Division in the Conference Championship Game. Even though Texas had beaten OU 45-35, the BCS had OU ranked slightly higher than Texas (due to OU trouncing its last few opponents), and the Big XII used that as the tie-breaker. They should have taken the two highest ranked teams (thus eliminating Tech), and then used the H2H to give Texas the nod.

$120,000,000.00

There's no "me" in "pick six or a fuble for a td plase." But there should be...

Home of the 12 Fans.

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Just dropped in to find out how many more years my user name might be relevant.

Even with the first numeral restored, I will hereafter only be able to see it as "1-tooth man."

Tooth not jagged enough, but rep worthy regardless.

Don't you think that would be a bit too pun-ative?

I doubt I'm the first to do so, but I like to call him the Latino Bambino. Edited to say "apologies to Pato del Muerto, and any others who beat me to it!"

And shouldn't Rice be in there as well?

Have some rep. You urned it.

Damn, my vision got blurry just LOOKING at that beer!

"lying dog-faced phony soldier" Keeps the original cadence, and still gets the job done.

I'm just here for the outstanding azz avatars, Mahdoud!

It's nobody's business but the furks!

They drove their gold Model As right up to Dallas.

Yes, there are several examples of palindromic dates, but the reason today is notable is that it is a palindrome whether in the MM/DD/YYYY format, the DD/MM/YYYY format OR the YYYY/MM/DD. The last time that happened was almost 909 years ago on 11-11-1111. That info is not always included by those pointing out the palindrome. The more you know...

Now, THAT would be a more appropriate ritual to retrieve your aggy ring. Anybody is willing to drink a pitcher of beer.

Dear fellow contestants: I am in no way connected to this contest (other than as a contestant), and you should not rely upon the following information. However, out of curiosity, I ran my own calculations just to determine if I remained in the top ten. In order to temporarily take some pressure off of blacklab, and as an attempt to keep the surliness down to a minimum, I offer the following unofficial listing of this season's final top ten. (Sorry to those who finished from 11th to 176th place - I just didn't have the time.) First off, congratulations to Ray Cranham on his (seemingly) ridiculous prediction of Texas 38 - Utah 13. I'm pretty sure you won the week, and deserve a hearty horns-up! Based on my (again, unofficial) calculations, Sgt Hulk held on to 1st place for the season with a grand total of 2,103 points, Viper jumped from 6th to 2nd place with 2,087 points, perfectchaos007 remained in 3rd place with 2,057 points, BigOrange1 jumped from 9th to 4th place with 2,054 points, Red Five broke into the top ten (5th place) with 2,047 points, Jbj dropped from 4th to 6th place with 2,044 points, Hizzaz Mahdoud (yay me) gained three spots to 7th place with 2,039 points, NorthLoop stayed in 8th place with 2,038 points, Wally fairway jumped into the top ten (9th place) with 2,024 points, and rabidhorn dropped from 7th to 10th place with a season total of 2020. The top three money winners APPEAR to be BigOrange1 (2,054 points), B00M (2,012 points) and knoxtnhorn (1,973 points). Again, these results are UNOFFICIAL, so please bear with me if I got anything wrong. I'm just trying to perform a public service here! And, as always, OU sucks.

Maybe after her ovaries have been ripped out, and tossed onto the table.