Everything posted by Hizzaz Mahdoud
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You know, ever since the Sugar Bowl, any time I see downward facing horns, all I can think of is what a bad-ass Bevo was while dipping his massive head, and trying to end Uga. Regardless of how the "'Horns down" is intended, I will from now on just picture a longhorn on the verge of fucking something up.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If it's not SEC, can you really even call it a bee?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Put it on the wall!
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Bevo attacks UGA
Was it Listeater?
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offseason thread- make your wild-ass future predictions here
I predict that that would scare me to death.
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Bevo attacks UGA
Good point - but I still think they'll blame it on pressure from the NCAA or some other outside regulatory body - in any event, it is going to be a P.R. nightmare for whoever has to announce the Bevo ban. You think we're surly now?
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Bevo attacks UGA
Yeah, Ralphie's charging around came to mind, and there may well be one or more incidents in the past where he either hurt or came close to hurting someone, but I don't remember it happening. On the other hand, Bevo's "rant" is now playing out on all news and morning shows, and each time those horns barely miss piercing someone's arm, leg, back or neck, you can just sense that the hammer is about to fall. Damned lawyers (and I am one).
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Bevo attacks UGA
Damn it! I'm concerned that those 15 or so seconds of pure awesomeness are going to get Bevo banned from the sidelines before next season begins. Not worried about PETA, but the otherwise impotent NCAA will grab onto this (like a bulldog), and won't let go until any and all potentially dangerous mascots are prohibited from being on or near the field during games. It is amusing in retrospect, as it was clear from the altercation that UGA "did not want to be in the Sugar Bowl," but let's face it - we are extremely lucky that no one was seriously injured by those horns, and I doubt there will even be a next time to worry about. I has a sad.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Should Surly alert Social Services to do a welfare check on your dad?
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 14 - Sugar Bowl vs. Georgia
Heart: Texas 34 Georgia 27 Brain: Georgia 38 Texas 24 Sadly, after organ mediation, my actual prediction: Georgia 31 Texas 27
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I will always owe Tater a lot for providing me with handle. Just hope it stands the test of time.
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One Stop Shop for Official Signings (C/O 2019 NSD1)
He does have that "burnt-orange steel" look about him.
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Pat Mahomes Makes a Ridiculous No Look Pass
Well, you can't not look everywhere.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hey, man - if I had to deal with those ovaries being out on the table all the time, I might suffer some shrinkage, too.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I just had to post, so I'll forever be able to crow about my 100-page decision.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
God, I hate OU, but seeing them destroy aggy like that gives me such a warm fuzzy.
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we're going the sugar bowl
Maybe we'll beat THEM by 14 points.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 13 - Big 12 CCG - OU Still Sucks
Texas 41 OkieU 38 Because I just like that score in any significant game.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 12 - Kansas
Texas 34 Kansas 17
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 11 - Iowa State
Texas 34 ISU 31
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
What are three things that I want for Christmas, Alex?
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 10 - Texas Tech
Texas 45 Tech 39
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 9 - West Virginia
- I'm getting a late start, but it's Friday you assholes . . .
From aggy--infested Kingwood (dear god, I need to move) - TEXAS!!!- 2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
Texas 30 OSU 27 - I'm getting a late start, but it's Friday you assholes . . .
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