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Native Horn

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  1. Dammit. At least he wasn't accused of splitting the uprights.
  2. He's an impressive dude. Seems very well-grounded. Hoping he is as good as we think he can be. "I don't have a Lambo" lulz.
  3. Dammit Jiggy, you had me thinking today was Thursday!
  4. Brisket, nobody has ever accused you of not having a way with words, but this is some of your finest work. I am so sorry that the impetus for it was losing your awesome father. May he rest in peace, and may you think of him every time your fishing line goes taut.
  5. Damn shame you got lost. Call 311 and ask for directions.
  6. 2002 12-4 2003 7-9 2004 5-11 2005 11-5 2006 4-12 2007 9-7 2008 9-7 Literally the definition of not literally being worse each year. Just some years. Just fuckin'w with ya, of course. Chucky is a weirdo.
  7. Came in to axe this as well. WTAF??
  8. Right?? Real whiteys eat at Torchy's. Had a steak burrito and hillbilly queso there just a while ago.
  9. My apologies sir, but in the interest of national security, I am unable to confirm or deny its route.
  10. Campbell is 2-2 in the playoffs with the Lions. Monkey Butt was 1-3 in the playoffs with the Cowboys.
  11. Same. Have only heard of Dune 2 and Wicked. Only saw Wicked. Quite the cinephile, I am!
  12. Just great, know I gotta figure out if "sammy" means a sandwich or a Samsung.
  13. Not gonna lie, done this more than once. Sheesh.
  14. Not gonna lie, I am #hotforhelly
  15. That's a beautiful boy. Looks a lot like my beagle from awhile back. RIP Noah.
  16. Omigod, omigod, omigod, a COMPLETE DOUBLE HUMBLEBRAG!!! What does it mean??? (Phil and Thad sold me a house too)
  17. Latest episode - Captain Glenn: "OK crew, you can go party on shore with the paying guest drag queens, BUT, a maximum of two cocktails and back on the boat by 2:00am. Clear? If you don't follow the rules, you'll be excluded from the crew tip." Gary, after having TEN drinks and Glenn calls him out: "Just take 100% of my tip, this is ridiculous, we had to drink to keep the guests happy." Lulz
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