Everything posted by Native Horn
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Home Golf simulator
Omigod, omigod, omigod, a COMPLETE DOUBLE HUMBLEBRAG!!! What does it mean??? (Phil and Thad sold me a house too)
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
He's just like us!!
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Below Deck
Latest episode - Captain Glenn: "OK crew, you can go party on shore with the paying guest drag queens, BUT, a maximum of two cocktails and back on the boat by 2:00am. Clear? If you don't follow the rules, you'll be excluded from the crew tip." Gary, after having TEN drinks and Glenn calls him out: "Just take 100% of my tip, this is ridiculous, we had to drink to keep the guests happy." Lulz
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
gotta visit The Silos, duh
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
Phrasing.
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Texas BBQ
Wonder if we'll be allowed to BYOCFS?
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Landman
Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open). Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack. WTAF??
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Emmanuel Acho
Yeah, I may have understated his career a tad lol.
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Emmanuel Acho
Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.
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Texas BBQ
Near intersection of Burnet/Ohlen Rd, as I recall. Also used to be a Godfather's pizza in the vicinity.
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Landman
Except for a couple of Canadian-accented words by Ned, errrrr, Nathan (a Canadian), you are spot-on.
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Lawyer help
DAN KELLEY IS NOT OUR STANDARD
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Glad the tiger didn't get ya. How's the baby?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You're a great poster. Don't ever do this again.
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U.S. Surgeon General Issues New Advisory on Link Between Alcohol and Cancer Risk
This sucks. Think of the bartenders!
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Or a 38 yarder, which it what it was. 🤬
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
"I am James Brown's brain."
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Watching ESPN (the Peach Bowl) in Germany?
And hopefully while NOT wearing a dirndl.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
But will he do the fandango?
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Tipping a valet
Phrasing.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Any time when I am feeling haughty and superior, I just read this thread for the instant kick-in-the-nuts feeling it gives me. Well done, my brothers and sisters.
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Texas vs New Orleans
Looks like about $40 worth of beer there.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Bond. Isaiah Bond.
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Below Deck
Man, Danni is thirsty. Chase on the boat two days, and they're spending the night in one of the guest rooms.
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White Lotus - HBO
If only.