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Native Horn

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  1. Ummm, this is Surly, it's the same fucking thing. Get it together Pato!
  2. Really liking the versatility of Josh Smith, and he is a pesky batter.
  3. "Magic Prank Show" is pretty clever. A magician pranks family members - the set-up is well thought out and the magic is pretty amazing.
  4. Saw this at either Texas Union theater or Hogg, high af, and blew my mind.
  5. Translation?
  6. Appropriate typo is appropriate.
  7. columns and winning and shit
  8. bloody hell
  9. Fucking gas can.
  10. Paradigm Notes ftw. (Class of 1990)
  11. It sure would. Time's a wastin'.
  12. Let's send Kevin to beat dat ass.
  13. Probably one of those predatory lending car lots you see up and down IH-35
  14. Southpark Ghettoes, amirite?
  15. Ordered one for my mom on Amazon last November for the total price of $17.31.
  16. Ohhhhh. Thought you meant half of their games being home games. My bad.
  17. Maybe my sarcasm meter needs fixin', but Wrigley got lights 35 years ago.
  18. Morning of procedure while still at home (before heading to the doc), I passed out for a minute in my house. Dehydration, I'm guessing. My melon left a dent in the wall. But as others have said, the procedure itself is a piece of cake. Had my mom stop at Sonics (Rez Dogs holla!) on the way home and housed a double jalapeno cheeseburger in about three minutes. Glorious.
  19. You may wanna rethink your math there, Professor.
  20. Sooooo, gonnna be a high-scoring affair this evening?
  21. I've seen that documentary, and it is a great watch.
  22. Was in Vegas over the weekend. Went to Circa to check out some NCAA games. Played some 3 Card Poker for awhile. Ante $15, $5 on Pair Plus bet, $5 on Six Card bet. Dealer gives me Ace, Two Three suited diamonds. She then flips her cards - Four, Five, Six of diamonds. Boom - six card straight flush and paid out over $1,200 on that hand. I know it wasn't POKER poker, but still a nice hit.
  23. Taunt Nicole at your own risk. 😁
  24. Saw their "Hell Freezes Over" retirement tour thirty years ago. Good for them.
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