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Native Horn

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  1. Probably one of those predatory lending car lots you see up and down IH-35
  2. Southpark Ghettoes, amirite?
  3. Ordered one for my mom on Amazon last November for the total price of $17.31.
  4. Ohhhhh. Thought you meant half of their games being home games. My bad.
  5. Maybe my sarcasm meter needs fixin', but Wrigley got lights 35 years ago.
  6. Morning of procedure while still at home (before heading to the doc), I passed out for a minute in my house. Dehydration, I'm guessing. My melon left a dent in the wall. But as others have said, the procedure itself is a piece of cake. Had my mom stop at Sonics (Rez Dogs holla!) on the way home and housed a double jalapeno cheeseburger in about three minutes. Glorious.
  7. You may wanna rethink your math there, Professor.
  8. Sooooo, gonnna be a high-scoring affair this evening?
  9. I've seen that documentary, and it is a great watch.
  10. Was in Vegas over the weekend. Went to Circa to check out some NCAA games. Played some 3 Card Poker for awhile. Ante $15, $5 on Pair Plus bet, $5 on Six Card bet. Dealer gives me Ace, Two Three suited diamonds. She then flips her cards - Four, Five, Six of diamonds. Boom - six card straight flush and paid out over $1,200 on that hand. I know it wasn't POKER poker, but still a nice hit.
  11. Taunt Nicole at your own risk. 😁
  12. Saw their "Hell Freezes Over" retirement tour thirty years ago. Good for them.
  13. Well that seems like a fairly revealing preview.
  14. B-52H flyover at 6:26 pm should be cool.
  15. Saw Turning Point on the Top 10 list last night. Will definitely be watching.
  16. Fuck that. I only let alpha males cut in front of me at Starbucks.
  17. Have a take, and make sure it doesn't suck. Late!
  18. Used to walk to the Stallion for lunch with my high school buddies. Always ordered fries (we were cheap) and then played Joust and Defender upstairs. #csb
  19. Agreed. If we start six, we would win more often.
  20. *Oates. As in Hauling Oates.
  21. According to a recent lawsuit (see post in Football thread), Dak Prescott's full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott.
  22. Hold up - Dak's full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott? Rayne? Ok then.
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