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Native Horn

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  1. Well, that's one way to ruin aspirations of a conversation pit!
  2. Vegetarian talk on BBQ thread not going away.
  3. That's like Jesus asking "Should I pour some wine? Anybody want a piece of bread?"
  4. Maybe she can just use the Netflix app on her phone (after connecting to your wifi) to cast Netflix to the Samsung TV? It's not as handy as using the TV remote to navigate Netflix, but it works for me.
  5. Wordle 936 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every squirrel finds a nut.
  6. It's because you touch your router at night.
  7. Because he treats you like fambly.
  8. Another episode where manchild Kyle is confined to bed until the last few hours of the charter. Bet he doesn't mind taking that fat tip though. (Just the tip).
  9. My go-to at Starbucks (on the two times a year I frequent one) is "Maxx. With two Xs."
  10. Thank the TX lege for making it legal to carry machetes (spears, sabers and swords too!) around now. The only way to stop a bad person with a machete is a good person with a katana!
  11. Ferrari missing out by not revealing their red car on Valentine's.
  12. "He said, I can smell your c***."
  13. And I am sure that his gasoline purchasing experience over his lifetime is close to or equal to zero.
  14. Do you even DSW bro? The selection, and even more importantly, the scenery is pretty great.
  15. Sheeeeit, I paid $58.03 a couple of weeks ago! Oh, you mean per gallon. Maybe on some stretch of the PCH or Death Valley? Prolly not.
  16. Wordle 934 X/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 Fuck yo Tuesday.
  17. Running rampant!
  18. Oh, he ALSO threw a Coke on someone?
  19. He'll probably get off with probation and a minimum feline.
  20. Is he pranking himself with that? What in the actual...
  21. I bet the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers were open though.
  22. May wanna check the phrasing on the Tweet about the coins. They're noted as "Sugar Bowl Coon Toss Coin."
  23. Sounds like a fairly dangerous janitor gig, but thank you for your service.
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