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Native Horn

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  1. Those cookies sound dry af.
  2. Fox Theater holla!!! (Now the building where I get my car serviced)
  3. My son is half Hispanic, half Irish. We call him our little Leprechauno.
  4. I average 12 miles a day driving on Slaughter Lane. Every time I see a Mustang GT or Dodge Challenger roaring down it at 65 mph, the irony of the street name is not lost on me.
  5. Used to crush the Gatti's buffet on MLK back in the day. Failed Math 305G, so I don't have an accurate slice count. Last week, ate five slices of the Double Dave's Pizza of the Month (the Naughty Dave). But that's a smallish Medium thin-crust. Had the remaining three slices for breakfast the next day. #csb
  6. Damn I kind of liked the ESPN show with Dick and the other dudes.
  7. Williams will not serve the suspension until next season.
  8. Holy shit, just saw the time of possession: Horns 40:06, Okie Lite 19:54. Yowza.
  9. Ewwwwwww. This is why we can't have nice things.
  10. Oh, was she playing an instrument?
  11. The $9 "Antan" antenna that I got off of Amazon has a coax cable that screws into the "Cable/Antenna" outlet on the back of my TV. Pretty simple.
  12. Pretty sure Bruce had the vote for Julie.
  13. Had not heard of this. Looks like $195 per seat. Yikes. Time savings is significant though.
  14. Correct, it's the new math. (Narrator: we won three games of eleven by single digits).
  15. Have you been to College Station? If my organization told me they wanted me to move to CS and triple my (rather meager) salary, I would say hell to the no. I suppose if multiple millions are in play for a coach, eh, maybe?
  16. Clarification: I'll miss Zonk and Zeke calling the games. Would be excellent if they get picked up by SEC network.
  17. I'll miss baseball terribly, as well as the commercials with the UT crossing guard.
  18. Somebody needs to give that evil BAP a liter of polonium tea.
  19. I've already been bowel eligible this morning.
  20. Provide bona fide women's health services in the state of Texas.
  21. I've met both Ron and Judy before (back when they were still the KVUE stars) and they were both as nice as you would think. #csb
  22. It's now $58 per day after the first day! They gonna be rich!
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