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Native Horn

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  1. Epitome of an "alpha" male who calls himself an alpha male.
  2. Well, Magico, I suggest you not drop the ball on Neeta's lunch tomorrow. Jason's Deli is usually a hit.
  3. I would pay a lot of money to be in a tent with Helly/Helena. Dayum.
  4. This actually resonates.
  5. Dammit. At least he wasn't accused of splitting the uprights.
  6. He's an impressive dude. Seems very well-grounded. Hoping he is as good as we think he can be. "I don't have a Lambo" lulz.
  7. That's real world talk.
  8. Dammit Jiggy, you had me thinking today was Thursday!
  9. Brisket, nobody has ever accused you of not having a way with words, but this is some of your finest work. I am so sorry that the impetus for it was losing your awesome father. May he rest in peace, and may you think of him every time your fishing line goes taut.
  10. Damn shame you got lost. Call 311 and ask for directions.
  11. 2002 12-4 2003 7-9 2004 5-11 2005 11-5 2006 4-12 2007 9-7 2008 9-7 Literally the definition of not literally being worse each year. Just some years. Just fuckin'w with ya, of course. Chucky is a weirdo.
  12. Came in to axe this as well. WTAF??
  13. Right?? Real whiteys eat at Torchy's. Had a steak burrito and hillbilly queso there just a while ago.
  14. My apologies sir, but in the interest of national security, I am unable to confirm or deny its route.
  15. Coached five years under Opie. He must be awesome!
  16. Campbell is 2-2 in the playoffs with the Lions. Monkey Butt was 1-3 in the playoffs with the Cowboys.
  17. Same. Have only heard of Dune 2 and Wicked. Only saw Wicked. Quite the cinephile, I am!
  18. aggy cannot comprehend this being a possibility
  19. Just great, know I gotta figure out if "sammy" means a sandwich or a Samsung.
  20. Not gonna lie, done this more than once. Sheesh.
  21. Not gonna lie, I am #hotforhelly
  22. That's a beautiful boy. Looks a lot like my beagle from awhile back. RIP Noah.
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