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Native Horn

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  1. Diagnosed with ALS a week ago, now ded. I suppose maybe that's some kind of a blessing?
  2. We have FOUR swagcopters. Suck it aggy.
  3. Get the hell outta here with that sensible shit! This is FIA.
  4. If you can walk the walk, you can definitely talk the talk. What an awesome player he has been and will be.
  5. Friendly reminder that this is another Sprint Race weekend, so Grand Prix qualifying is today at 1:00pm Central time.
  6. The dude can sure hold a grudge over a sandwich, can't he? I'm sure I've never been THAT hungry, but c'mon man.
  7. I did a beer mile several years ago somewhere near Circle C park. I believe MGD was the beer of choice that the organizer provided. Drink a tallboy, run 1/4 mile. Repeat three more times and then crush a final tallboy once done running. I recall I finished in the neighborhood of 19 minutes and had one helluva buzz. Fortunately the organizer required a designated driver for all participants. Would not do again.
  8. Get yourself an antenna, man. Like $10 on Amazon.
  9. Good old District Court 5? Served on a jury there about six weeks ago. Judge sitting in for the normal judge was pretty cute (Bianca Garcia, I believe).
  10. Madrid is woke!
  11. Came in to type something similar. Probably a big hit with the older barflies around town.
  12. Norris really performed well today. The McLaren had great pace.
  13. If you're planning on going to the game, I suggest you get there by 11:00. But, your point is taken.
  14. This is the content that texags will NEVER see, unless they are referring to their outhouse in East Texas.
  15. I agree, the Circa setup is really great. You can play video poker on the upper deck while watching their monstrous TV wall.
  16. *Kurt
  17. C'mon man, this is the fried chicken thread. Take that shit to CR.
  18. I would recommend to those that purchase this deal to consider using them quickly.
  19. Texas 48 Mormons 10 17 attempts, 197 yards
  20. You say that as a certainty. Surely he will shut his yapper and commit no further violations of the gag order. He's smart like that. Also.........🤪
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