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Native Horn

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  1. Both are edible. Avocados from Mexico! Lettuce from Romania!
  2. Natalya is really looking to get fired. And the new French deckhand is a douche.
  3. Fred Akers' daughter drove one of these in high school. (Go Knights!)
  4. Oh shit. Hope Jeep Mafia don't see this.
  5. To be fair, that's only six more than they needed.
  6. Hopefully THIS day soon.
  7. Jimbo is a genius. Why would you kick it in bounds backed that far up?
  8. She appears to be about 9 feet tall. WNB.
  9. Please do not touch! Roger that.
  10. Would have home field against the Dbacks too. #nojinx
  11. Al Pervik, amirite?
  12. Wordle 843 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 842 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lulz
  14. I served on a Travis Co DWI jury trial last week. Defendant found not guilty due to lack of evidence (didn't collect breath or blood, even though defendant said he would offer them - field sobriety tests seemed OK according to video). After trial was over, I did some research on the defendant. It appears that 18 days after his DWI stop in Austin (this was in 2021), he had another incident in his hometown (not near Austin) where he was driving drunk and two of his passengers died. Furk. Hated to see that, but the jury I was on still made the right call in his Travis Co case.
  15. Can vouch for Roberta's, at least the Williamsburg location. Great staff and pizza.
  16. I see Nicole is counting how many of them fellers look like poor swimmers.
  17. I was told there would be no maths.
  18. That's what she said.
  19. It's an alien, man! Good luck on the repair/refinish.
  20. I really loved this show and will miss it. Real couple with real shit going on. My mom is in early stages of dementia, so this season really hit close to home. Also, loved the British vernacular - so damn funny at times.
  21. From the beautiful Southpark Ghettoes, thinking happy hour will never get here.... TEXAS!!!
  22. Protip: Occasionally say that without hanging up, and you may not have to endure it for another 10 years.
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