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Native Horn

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  1. Wordle 842 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lulz
  2. I served on a Travis Co DWI jury trial last week. Defendant found not guilty due to lack of evidence (didn't collect breath or blood, even though defendant said he would offer them - field sobriety tests seemed OK according to video). After trial was over, I did some research on the defendant. It appears that 18 days after his DWI stop in Austin (this was in 2021), he had another incident in his hometown (not near Austin) where he was driving drunk and two of his passengers died. Furk. Hated to see that, but the jury I was on still made the right call in his Travis Co case.
  3. Can vouch for Roberta's, at least the Williamsburg location. Great staff and pizza.
  4. I see Nicole is counting how many of them fellers look like poor swimmers.
  5. I was told there would be no maths.
  6. That's what she said.
  7. It's an alien, man! Good luck on the repair/refinish.
  8. I really loved this show and will miss it. Real couple with real shit going on. My mom is in early stages of dementia, so this season really hit close to home. Also, loved the British vernacular - so damn funny at times.
  9. From the beautiful Southpark Ghettoes, thinking happy hour will never get here.... TEXAS!!!
  10. Protip: Occasionally say that without hanging up, and you may not have to endure it for another 10 years.
  11. "Sarah, get me the Esquire Club up in Mount Pilot."
  12. I'm a Delsey and Hartmann guy.
  13. I hope none of y'all bet the over on this shitshow.
  14. *Lightning. Two syllables. Fuck, people.
  15. The "I've Decided to Dig a Hole" thread is over >>> This is very interesting, can't believe you're getting all of that done for $12K. Congratulations!
  16. Guessing Texas One Fund has a plethora of TV remotes? 😁 I'll be at the KU one.
  17. Phrasing. But yeah, we be slammin' dem hoes.
  18. Also, not sure why this in in Lulz. Sheesh.
  19. This happened to my wife as well. My son was born (C-section), he was healthy, but the OBGYN said there was a problem with getting mom to stop bleeding. She called in another doc for reinforcements. Before they escorted me out of the OR, I asked "Is this a life or death situation?" Both docs replied in unison, "Very much so." So like Incredulity, there I went to bottle feed my brand new child, not knowing if he and I would be going back home without her. Good news is, she was in ICU a couple of days, made a full recovery, and all turned out OK. Well, now she's my ex-wife, but a badass mother to our only child and we're still good friends.
  20. Liquid Lunch is highly underrated. Except in this case.
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