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Native Horn

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  1. Came in to axe this as well. WTAF??
  2. Right?? Real whiteys eat at Torchy's. Had a steak burrito and hillbilly queso there just a while ago.
  3. My apologies sir, but in the interest of national security, I am unable to confirm or deny its route.
  4. Coached five years under Opie. He must be awesome!
  5. Campbell is 2-2 in the playoffs with the Lions. Monkey Butt was 1-3 in the playoffs with the Cowboys.
  6. Same. Have only heard of Dune 2 and Wicked. Only saw Wicked. Quite the cinephile, I am!
  7. aggy cannot comprehend this being a possibility
  8. Just great, know I gotta figure out if "sammy" means a sandwich or a Samsung.
  9. Not gonna lie, done this more than once. Sheesh.
  10. Not gonna lie, I am #hotforhelly
  11. That's a beautiful boy. Looks a lot like my beagle from awhile back. RIP Noah.
  12. Omigod, omigod, omigod, a COMPLETE DOUBLE HUMBLEBRAG!!! What does it mean??? (Phil and Thad sold me a house too)
  13. Latest episode - Captain Glenn: "OK crew, you can go party on shore with the paying guest drag queens, BUT, a maximum of two cocktails and back on the boat by 2:00am. Clear? If you don't follow the rules, you'll be excluded from the crew tip." Gary, after having TEN drinks and Glenn calls him out: "Just take 100% of my tip, this is ridiculous, we had to drink to keep the guests happy." Lulz
  14. gotta visit The Silos, duh
  15. Wonder if we'll be allowed to BYOCFS?
  16. Native Horn

    Landman

    Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open). Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack. WTAF??
  17. Yeah, I may have understated his career a tad lol.
  18. Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.
  19. Near intersection of Burnet/Ohlen Rd, as I recall. Also used to be a Godfather's pizza in the vicinity.
  20. Native Horn

    Landman

    Except for a couple of Canadian-accented words by Ned, errrrr, Nathan (a Canadian), you are spot-on.
  21. DAN KELLEY IS NOT OUR STANDARD
  22. Glad the tiger didn't get ya. How's the baby?
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