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Native Horn

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  1. Omigod, omigod, omigod, a COMPLETE DOUBLE HUMBLEBRAG!!! What does it mean??? (Phil and Thad sold me a house too)
  2. Latest episode - Captain Glenn: "OK crew, you can go party on shore with the paying guest drag queens, BUT, a maximum of two cocktails and back on the boat by 2:00am. Clear? If you don't follow the rules, you'll be excluded from the crew tip." Gary, after having TEN drinks and Glenn calls him out: "Just take 100% of my tip, this is ridiculous, we had to drink to keep the guests happy." Lulz
  3. gotta visit The Silos, duh
  4. Wonder if we'll be allowed to BYOCFS?
  5. Native Horn

    Landman

    Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open). Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack. WTAF??
  6. Yeah, I may have understated his career a tad lol.
  7. Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.
  8. Near intersection of Burnet/Ohlen Rd, as I recall. Also used to be a Godfather's pizza in the vicinity.
  9. Native Horn

    Landman

    Except for a couple of Canadian-accented words by Ned, errrrr, Nathan (a Canadian), you are spot-on.
  10. DAN KELLEY IS NOT OUR STANDARD
  11. Glad the tiger didn't get ya. How's the baby?
  12. You're a great poster. Don't ever do this again.
  13. Or a 38 yarder, which it what it was. 🤬
  14. "I am James Brown's brain."
  15. And hopefully while NOT wearing a dirndl.
  16. But will he do the fandango?
  17. Phrasing.
  18. Any time when I am feeling haughty and superior, I just read this thread for the instant kick-in-the-nuts feeling it gives me. Well done, my brothers and sisters.
  19. Looks like about $40 worth of beer there.
  20. Man, Danni is thirsty. Chase on the boat two days, and they're spending the night in one of the guest rooms.
  21. If only.
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