Everything posted by Native Horn
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
"Sarah, get me the Esquire Club up in Mount Pilot."
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The IT server (bath)room also doesn't have a raised floor. Water is wet. Servers are fried.
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Recommend some luggage to me
I'm a Delsey and Hartmann guy.
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Auburn at aggy - 11am on ESPN
I hope none of y'all bet the over on this shitshow.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
*Lightning. Two syllables. Fuck, people.
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
The "I've Decided to Dig a Hole" thread is over >>> This is very interesting, can't believe you're getting all of that done for $12K. Congratulations!
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2023 Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Guessing Texas One Fund has a plethora of TV remotes? 😁 I'll be at the KU one.
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Phrasing. But yeah, we be slammin' dem hoes.
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Most Stressful, Emotional Life Event
Also, not sure why this in in Lulz. Sheesh.
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Most Stressful, Emotional Life Event
This happened to my wife as well. My son was born (C-section), he was healthy, but the OBGYN said there was a problem with getting mom to stop bleeding. She called in another doc for reinforcements. Before they escorted me out of the OR, I asked "Is this a life or death situation?" Both docs replied in unison, "Very much so." So like Incredulity, there I went to bottle feed my brand new child, not knowing if he and I would be going back home without her. Good news is, she was in ICU a couple of days, made a full recovery, and all turned out OK. Well, now she's my ex-wife, but a badass mother to our only child and we're still good friends.
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Rank the QBs Since Colt
Liquid Lunch is highly underrated. Except in this case.
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John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
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John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
All I know is, Travis County doesn't allow Billy Bob Juror to wear shorts to jury duty. If I must suffer, so must they.
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Well if I was a ghost, I MIGHT try it. Otherwise, hell to the no.
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.18 - 11:00am LHN
Fuck off, Clements. Clements asked if Sark would like to continue playing "the Baylors, the TCUs going forward."
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.18 - 11:00am LHN
FCB asks question about passing game. Sark said "I don't I know what you're referring to." FCB tries to rephrase, still a gibberish question. Sark says "Passing game just wasn't good." #fin
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.18 - 11:00am LHN
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Formula 1 2023
Don't you care about your teammates?!?!
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Fastest NFL coach?
Wouldn't be too sure of that... https://www.si.com/college/2023/06/15/deion-sanders-colorado-foot-procedure-risk-amputation
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Fastest NFL coach?
McCarthy, duh
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor