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Native Horn

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  1. Stick with the show. First episode is by far the worst, in my opinion.
  2. There better have been bats thrown into the showers and accusations of lollygagging. What a shitshow.
  3. Thanks for posting this. Are these times Central time?
  4. I also worked for Sears back in the day (high school into college) in Austin (North Village catalog store, Research Blvd. Paint & Hardware store and Hancock Center). One day an ole boy brings in a mangled Craftsman screwdriver and admitted his dog chewed up the handle. I told him, sorry, they're guaranteed against work damage, not neglect (or something shitty like that). He points at our front door and says "See those words above your door? It says satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." Our store manager happily gave him a new screwdriver, and I learned a tad about customer service. I still have a bunch of Craftsman tools that I accumulated with an employee discount from back then.
  5. I got a 12C in about 1992 to use for work. Subsequently lost it at work, expensed the purchase of a new one, then found the old one. Still have both. I can barely use a "normal" calculator now since they operate a bit differently.
  6. Bullpen is so embarrassing. Maddux better get their shit together.
  7. When I was a kid, I had enough smashed up balsa wood from crashed rubber-band airplanes to cook an elephant.
  8. FIA is so stupid. But at least Ferrari are happy. Are they increasing the cost cap?
  9. Easy now. Have watched the first four and absolutely love it. Serious West Wing vibes (duh, The Diplomat show runner/EP also worked on West Wing). And Keri Russell, greasy hair or not, would get it.
  10. But don't forget, constructing the launch pad correctly could have set them back a year!
  11. It's highly repped in the Netflix thread. Agree it is pretty solid action entertainment and the lead actress is hot. Looking forward to season 2.
  12. I think I see the issue here....
  13. Bitches be cray.
  14. I'm at a loss. So fun to watch these guys.
  15. Just like Boquillas!
  16. Marge on the red carpet: TV Host: "And what are you wearing today to the hearings, Margie? You look stunning. Would make a taser blush!" Marge: "Oh, thanks, it's part of the Ross Redneck collection. I'm also wearing their sandals which are made for petite narrow feet such as my own."
  17. Apparently the company that makes Herman Miller office furniture. I'd be sitting on an Aeron chair now, but I'm not rich.
  18. As does their user name pic.
  19. OK great. Good talk.
  20. New junior stews are smokin'.
  21. And now, ours. Appreciate it!
  22. Friendly reminder that, no matter which way the clock goes, HEB is closed on Easter.
  23. I was told there would be no clocks.
  24. Your mom wanted my organ in her chemistry. Or something like that.
  25. Making hotel motel reservations for Chase's travel ball games, baw! Fixie
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