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Native Horn

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  1. JFC, got it in five. Nuke me to Bolivia.
  2. So, is there a password to get the muff? Like Snake Farm and "I'd like change for a twenty"?
  3. That'll teach him to go to the stripe club.
  4. I suppose if you held a gun to my head and said "Order from Jason's or die" I would go for the muffaletta. Serviceable. Not exactly Central Grocery, but edible.
  5. I guess I didn't realize that there are seeds within the seeds. We are projected to be a 2 seed, but the #5 overall seed. Does that mean that we are supposed to be matched up against the worst 15 seed? Sorry if I don't understand, thanks to anybody who can asplain.
  6. Second post. Like our seed. Boom!
  7. Not that I wouldn't pay a bazillion dollars to watch that on PPV, but I'm pretty sure Don Jr. already had his lady friend Gargoyle email all those docs to Putin from her AOL account. To own the libs.
  8. User pic somewhat checks out.
  9. Now that right there is a $13.25 taco. Tasty AF though, and only need one.
  10. Well he does have just a bit of street cred that should give him a pass for making such comments. I do agree that he has matured a lot, but I think that's just based on his loads of experience. Lewis seems more than just a driver compared to most on the grid. Now he's frustrated and lashing out a bit. Guess we'll find out if that backfires with the rest of the Merc team.
  11. Wait. These absolute morans CHEAT at FUSION???
  12. Twitter, too.
  13. Man, I can still smell the stench of a BSA Baker tent, 40 years later. Canvas sucks.
  14. Don't forget the kidney beans!
  15. The Big Bang Bus?
  16. ....South Austin/s Mom, blah blah blah blah
  17. Ring the bell you pussy!
  18. You serious, Clark?
  19. So, you're saying I've got a chance?
  20. And man, will there be fireworks if he takes someone else out of the race. I am excite.
  21. That's a no for me, dawg. But your dedication to it is still impressive.
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