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Native Horn

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  1. I know you're probably just illustrating the volume of activity this weekend, but please nobody think those are Central times listed. F1 race is 11:55 pm CDT on Saturday.
  2. "Wait, there are machines that make coffee that you can use at HOME???" - Probably Several Surly Wives
  3. Keith Raniere and the NXIVM cult being the latest iteration. At least he didn't kill himself like that pussy Koresh. Serving 120 years in the federal pen.
  4. If I were to picture what an aggy XC runner looks like in my head, this is precisely what I would come up with.
  5. Something I learned today: there's a dressing made in Nebraska named Dorothy Lynch, and it is "both sweet and spicy." I love this place.
  6. Way too hard, but I’ll allow it.
  7. Strikes. Throw them. Fuck.
  8. Man, that body cam video was rough to watch. Not even gonna say it was dusty, I was full on crying. Goddammit, the insanity of all of this.
  9. Just spitballing here, but you may be on to something!
  10. Now if it was at Sam's, we'd probably have to dip into the wreath fun. I hope your son is OK and that they figure out how you can contact that dumbass.
  11. No fucking around guys - wear the same shit you've been wearing for the first three games. And whatever other superstitions you follow - they matter.
  12. True, he does seem overly concerned about that.
  13. Does that dog have a lazy eye?
  14. OK, y'all have me sold on the Mi Tienda beans. Will pick some up next trip.
  15. The thought of Verstappen shorts makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
  16. 69.5% chance to win. Niiiiiiice.
  17. Yeah, I just dropped $60 for a new (full) one at Home Depot for the new Blackstone griddle. Furk.
  18. I don't particularly mind calling it Lady Bird Lake (as Lady Bird was an awesome woman), but would never call it Lady Bird Lake Trail. Town Lake Trail just rolls off the tongue easier.
  19. Does my memory serve me correctly that there used to be a cafeteria near Guadalupe and 38th back in the day? Fairmont or something?
  20. FIFY
  21. D is for diploma, baybee!!
  22. I like HEB BBQ just fine in a pinch (aka, don't have half a day for a "real" BBQ experience). Had it at an office meeting a couple of weeks ago - brisket was way better than I had experienced previously from them. Sausage is definitely meh. Brisket beans and macaroni are pretty solid sides. The HEB by my house has a drive thru for True Texas BBQ, so that makes it even more convenient. Protip: you can purchase the True Texas BBQ sliced spicy pickles in the store - they're like crack.
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