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Native Horn

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Surly 1%
  2. r u high
  3. Nah, just don't think she's worthy of a 1 or 2.
  4. x, x, x, x, 3
  5. Cornstrolio, lol
  6. Oops. My bad!
  7. Keg-a-rator?
  8. Isn't the race at 9am Central? Can you catch it at the hotel before the wedding?
  9. No worries, Kevin's got this.
  10. In the Dumbasses are Dumbasses department.....a couple of years ago, I thought my dishwasher was fried. Checked the breaker box which was all good, started looking online for replacements. Mentioned to a friend at work and she (yes, she, no pics) said you might have accidentally turned off the switch. I guess the switch was already on when I moved into the house, and I honestly didn't know there even was a switch. She was right, I accidentally turned off the switch when moving stuff on the counter. #dumbass
  11. The "Unpopular Takes" thread is over thataway.
  12. Well maybe he can use some money and buy a fucking layup. Sheesh.
  13. But his math skills might need some assistance.
  14. Short rib eggs benedict is the way to go at The Henry (Cosmo).
  15. So folks, what we have here is a case study in projection. Carry on.
  16. Wait, you got some Best Buy coupons to contribute to this, or are you just an "idea" guy?
  17. Look here pardner, this isn't some pissed-measuring contest. We have REAL work to not do, and this isn't helping!
  18. Is that his other brother?
  19. Username kinda checks out.
  20. I hate the offseason.
  21. Phrasing.
  22. Again, that is simulated, not actual video.
  23. Are you saying that the refs are incentivized if any Big 12 teams make the playoffs? Not too sure about that.
  24. Nah, they were just waiting in line for the human buffet.
  25. The good news is that EoT is not a fight song.
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