Native Horn
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Did these Mexican folks cross the border illegally into Argentina? #buildthatwall
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What is the difference between a layup and a dunk in basketball?
Good Lord, that's 78 seconds of my life I'll never get back. (That's what she said)
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Netflix Recommendations
Enjoyed "King of Collectibles - The Goldin Touch." Amazing how much money people will spend for a baseball card, Pokemon crap or a basketball jersey.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Just the tip? #obligatory
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
*Beveridge
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Finland, Estonia, and Sweden
Really enjoyed all the pics and descriptions of your adventure, Brisket. Thanks so much for sharing with us.
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"unfrosted" - pop tart origin story written & directed by jerry seinfeld
You lost me at "unfrosted."
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Cheese and rice, time for LeClerc to visit A ball.
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Formula 1 2023
Glad somebody asked.... But is it closed manually? Seems like it would be safer and more efficient for it to close electronically out once out of the DRS zone.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
To be fair, his career BA is .200.
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Found stolen bike in ATX
This is where I'm at.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I feel like some of you that have never mixed queso and salsa together are missing out.
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
Seems like Cliff Axtell has a brother named Luke Axtell. Gotta be the former Longhorn basketball player, right? Has anyone questioned Tom Penders about this? https://www.statesman.com/obituaries/paco0454672
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well? Did you have Pepsi, or Dp?
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Former Horn Toneil Carter arrested
Did he commit fungicide?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of!
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Hit an eagle today. Two greens, two yellers on first guess. Too dumb to figure out how to post.
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Formula 1 2023
Two red flags already, and we're not out of Q1. Comical.
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Formula 1 2023
Don't forget the 0.141748 kg max weight.
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How do you investigate a REALLY NEW idea without search engines stealing your idea?
I mean, if you STILL need to confirm that OU sucks, I don't know what to tell ya.
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Finland, Estonia, and Sweden
Not gonna lie, I would be looking for bears around every corner. Great pics!
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Netflix Recommendations
Stick with the show. First episode is by far the worst, in my opinion.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
There better have been bats thrown into the showers and accusations of lollygagging. What a shitshow.
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Formula 1 2023
Thanks for posting this. Are these times Central time?
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What is the oldest thing that you bought NEW
I also worked for Sears back in the day (high school into college) in Austin (North Village catalog store, Research Blvd. Paint & Hardware store and Hancock Center). One day an ole boy brings in a mangled Craftsman screwdriver and admitted his dog chewed up the handle. I told him, sorry, they're guaranteed against work damage, not neglect (or something shitty like that). He points at our front door and says "See those words above your door? It says satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." Our store manager happily gave him a new screwdriver, and I learned a tad about customer service. I still have a bunch of Craftsman tools that I accumulated with an employee discount from back then.