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Native Horn

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  1. One of the saddest things in the world is driving down Barton Springs Road thru Zilker Park the Monday after the Zilker Kite Festival. Tons of dead soldiers caught in the trees. And the festival itself - ay yi yi, never seen so many crying kids in one place (my son included).
  2. Tangentially, if you're feeling lonely because your friends aren't texting you, go get in your car and run some errands. Boom.
  3. I'm sure the actuaries for that insurance company (if they have any) aren't very confident in the life expectancy tables they devise for that demographic.
  4. Go on.....
  5. That's some great trolling if true. Love it.
  6. Whatta y'all have, a Model T?
  7. jacksonvillefan.gif
  8. CO leak, for the record.
  9. And Better Call Saul losing to some fucking dragon show......jeez. (I did not watch said dragon show, so flame away).
  10. Love listening to Brad Sham and Babe Laufenberg for Cowboys radio. Tons of insight, of course, to the Cowboys, without being yuge homers. Somebody makes a terrible play, they aren't afraid to call it out.
  11. Yes, JJ, it was in March, 2021. But I understand your confusion on keeping the dozens upon dozens of mass shootings straight. Hell, I already forgot about that one.
  12. username checks out
  13. Dry January is hard on everybody buddy.
  14. Holy shit!
  15. Hopefully one of them is Dak.
  16. SportClips stylist.
  17. that kid should go with radio
  18. Saw Shaq at the UIL tourney at the Drum in late 80s (think they won it in '89?). Obviously largest kid there, but probably only about 240 lbs. at the time. Always have loved the dude.
  19. Depending upon her medical malpractice insurance carrier, she may be covered for cybercrime. She needs to check her policy.
  20. True, I doubt the Bucs would look at any tape from the other 16 games. But I get your point.
  21. What a weird flex by Dotard. (I know, not his first one.)
  22. Get your mind out of the gutter.
  23. And therein lies the recruiting violation.
  24. And Fabuloso smells like a telenovela.
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