Everything posted by Native Horn
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
There better have been bats thrown into the showers and accusations of lollygagging. What a shitshow.
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Formula 1 2023
Thanks for posting this. Are these times Central time?
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What is the oldest thing that you bought NEW
I also worked for Sears back in the day (high school into college) in Austin (North Village catalog store, Research Blvd. Paint & Hardware store and Hancock Center). One day an ole boy brings in a mangled Craftsman screwdriver and admitted his dog chewed up the handle. I told him, sorry, they're guaranteed against work damage, not neglect (or something shitty like that). He points at our front door and says "See those words above your door? It says satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." Our store manager happily gave him a new screwdriver, and I learned a tad about customer service. I still have a bunch of Craftsman tools that I accumulated with an employee discount from back then.
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What is the oldest thing that you bought NEW
I got a 12C in about 1992 to use for work. Subsequently lost it at work, expensed the purchase of a new one, then found the old one. Still have both. I can barely use a "normal" calculator now since they operate a bit differently.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Bullpen is so embarrassing. Maddux better get their shit together.
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Texas BBQ
When I was a kid, I had enough smashed up balsa wood from crashed rubber-band airplanes to cook an elephant.
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Formula 1 2023
FIA is so stupid. But at least Ferrari are happy. Are they increasing the cost cap?
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Netflix Recommendations
Easy now. Have watched the first four and absolutely love it. Serious West Wing vibes (duh, The Diplomat show runner/EP also worked on West Wing). And Keri Russell, greasy hair or not, would get it.
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Starship - Test Flight ( 4:45pm CST)
But don't forget, constructing the launch pad correctly could have set them back a year!
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The Night Agent
It's highly repped in the Netflix thread. Agree it is pretty solid action entertainment and the lead actress is hot. Looking forward to season 2.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I think I see the issue here....
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Bitches be cray.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
I'm at a loss. So fun to watch these guys.
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Canada w/o Passport
Just like Boquillas!
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Marge on the red carpet: TV Host: "And what are you wearing today to the hearings, Margie? You look stunning. Would make a taser blush!" Marge: "Oh, thanks, it's part of the Ross Redneck collection. I'm also wearing their sandals which are made for petite narrow feet such as my own."
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WTF is wrong with you, Miller KNoll CEO?
Apparently the company that makes Herman Miller office furniture. I'd be sitting on an Aeron chair now, but I'm not rich.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
As does their user name pic.
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Home Office Deduction
OK great. Good talk.
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Below Deck
New junior stews are smokin'.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
And now, ours. Appreciate it!
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Friendly reminder that, no matter which way the clock goes, HEB is closed on Easter.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I was told there would be no clocks.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Your mom wanted my organ in her chemistry. Or something like that.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Making hotel motel reservations for Chase's travel ball games, baw! Fixie
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
he so gangsta