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Native Horn

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  1. I'll echo what others have said - thanks so much to those who set up and make it run smoothly (WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!???). Shitty game, great people!
  2. Not familiar with the specific set-up around that area, but in my experience there are usually a ton of Sooner Space Shuttles around the tailgate areas.
  3. Man, that is an awesome thing your community is doing for y'all. Since you're in the DFW area, have you thought about reaching out to the Texas Rangers? https://www.mlb.com/rangers/community/foundation/landing
  4. Wait, the tailgate moved to El Paso? I'm out.
  5. Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.
  6. Please note the details. "Limitations apply." Ya think?
  7. I haven't tried the flavored Easy Melt, but I do know that Velveeta kicks the shit out of the regular flavor Easy Melt. Especially if it is similarly priced.
  8. New stew is a smoke show, and a cunning linguist.
  9. Ain't a got damn thing wrong with some Hee Haw thrown in here.
  10. And check out the amazing and fantastic social media account "Traces of Technology."
  11. Fuck that. Then my mom would want me to change her smoke alarm batteries four time a year.
  12. On a related note, when did Church's Chicken become Church's Texas Chicken? They're based in Atlanta fer gosh sakes.
  13. You may be aware there is a readily available remedy for this?
  14. Kissinger has to die before you pee on him. Although maybe he would like that while alive.
  15. I see you brought along the instant light charcoal that your wife bought you. Good thinking. Sorry for your truck issues.
  16. I sometimes buy the microwavable Simple Meals, and the plastic wrapping on that will shred apart in pieces and cause me to flip out. It's great that the packaging won't leak, but shouldn't need a hydrogen bomb to open them.
  17. Shit, I would have had a panic attack doing that. Trapped in a tight space is not my idea of fun. (Unless it is the right kind of tight space ifyouknowwhatimean)
  18. Lemme get back to you on this
  19. A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.
  20. Do you not own a gun to put on the counter? Son, I am disappoint.
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