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Native Horn

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  1. Beautiful!!!
  2. No way they're real, he only had $168 mil in NBA earnings.
  3. Man this is fun to watch.
  4. Leave it to Saturday night drinkin time to start commenting on hot players and ugly fans. I am not disappoint.
  5. Eh, there are plugs at Whole Foods a few parking rows away from Costco. Costco Power Move - get there fifteen minutes before posted opening time. They usually roll the doors open fifteen minutes early. I went a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday, shopped and was out the door by official opening time.
  6. Jo-proni?
  7. I am quite sure I do not ever want to be in the way of an Eggleston wind-up smasher.
  8. yep, just saw Bijan sitting behind our bench. maybe he's taking the UT jet to the awards event tonight.
  9. Total team effort so far. Keep the pressure on!
  10. James Brown and Derek Lewis - they own the whole fucking state.
  11. The first paragraph cannot be emphasized enough. Between the HS sports, "Florida Man" bullshit, and five minutes of commercials every ten minutes, the late morning show with Craig Way and Jeff Howe is basically unlistenable for me.
  12. How Bout that?? Awesome.
  13. Dusty up in here. What a badass woman.
  14. I'll go C/D team for that.
  15. And after the race is over, I go do Sunday errands and notice I am driving WAY more aggressively than most people at 10 am.
  16. Agree. Plus, how is Mrs. Stifler gonna star in Season 3 if she's dead?
  17. Put that shit in spoiler. 😁
  18. Agree 100% with this assessment. Parents bought one (special ordered?) a 1974 version. Four-banger that generated maybe 90 BHP. Fortunately it was handed down to my older sister instead of me. I was "lucky" enough to get a 1977 Nova - not named Nova in Mexico because it means "No Go" in Spanish, which is also an accurate assessment. I did manage to get a speeding ticket or two in it - wind must have been in my favor.
  19. I thought the commercials you should seek medical attention after four hours? Bold strategy there, Cotton.
  20. Because, there ain't no WAY he MEANT to pay 'em.
  21. Well not with that attitude, mister!
  22. Nothing like a good waffle-stomper to get things going for Thanksgiving. Hope you recover soon!
  23. I don't like your attitude, Mr. Turkey McTurkeyPants.
  24. Just looked this up - George is 6'1", Yuki is 5'3".
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