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Native Horn

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  1. I thought the commercials you should seek medical attention after four hours? Bold strategy there, Cotton.
  2. Because, there ain't no WAY he MEANT to pay 'em.
  3. Well not with that attitude, mister!
  4. Nothing like a good waffle-stomper to get things going for Thanksgiving. Hope you recover soon!
  5. I don't like your attitude, Mr. Turkey McTurkeyPants.
  6. Just looked this up - George is 6'1", Yuki is 5'3".
  7. Russell making the rest of his row look like dwarves.
  8. Horns up to Mike B. Slept that cancer!
  9. Accuracy
  10. Mikey feels emboldened now that Amblyopia Annie will be Governor
  11. Well maybe they will announce one soon. Although like most others here, I hope he stays at aggy for a long while.
  12. Maybe I'm missing something, but this was about a meeting in August, 2021. When he got that badass raise, because he's a known badass.
  13. Should be bottomless Jeroboams for that package.
  14. Is that over/under yards for UT?
  15. I'll echo what others have said - thanks so much to those who set up and make it run smoothly (WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!???). Shitty game, great people!
  16. Condom, duh.
  17. Not familiar with the specific set-up around that area, but in my experience there are usually a ton of Sooner Space Shuttles around the tailgate areas.
  18. Israel ain't got TelAvivsion?
  19. welcome to the party, pal
  20. Man, that is an awesome thing your community is doing for y'all. Since you're in the DFW area, have you thought about reaching out to the Texas Rangers? https://www.mlb.com/rangers/community/foundation/landing
  21. Wait, the tailgate moved to El Paso? I'm out.
  22. Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.
  23. Please note the details. "Limitations apply." Ya think?
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