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Native Horn

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Is that the rough looking chick ranch hand from Yellowstone? Just came in to laugh at anybody who doesn't have three H-E-Bs within six miles of their house. Fire away.
  2. Gonna need some clarification. AM or PM? Although both are quite bizarre.
  3. It pays to be a mouthbreather.
  4. Bill Laimbeer played a Sleestak while he was in high school.
  5. I volunteer to test this theory.
  6. I plan on swinging by pre-game. A little early for de-constructed burgers, but the pics I've seen on here with those look nice.
  7. Maybe it's just editing at tribal, but does Jeff every say "Well tribe, John Doe didn't lose his vote tonight since he wrangled a bead from each of you."? Would kind of like to see that payoff.
  8. Well surely if they were due a refund, then IRS would tack on a 25% bonus, yes? JKLOL
  9. I really liked the lady that got voted out this week. And Justine getting voted out so early is a definite bummer.
  10. Got the willies watching that.
  11. Sounds like Embassy Suites to me! Free breakfast, and the "Manager's Reception" happy hour. Sad to say that I've spent probably 70+ nights in the BHM Embassy Suites. #nonhumblebrag
  12. Well if the Cowboys get the version of the Rams that played Monday night, it won't be just a dream.
  13. I'm on Team Benny, taking it out on the freshman fucks.
  14. And he doesn't know his daughter has one?
  15. "A Trip to Infinity" kinda blew my mind. Physicists, mathematicians, philosophers discussing what infinity is (or may be). It gets very deep. If you have any nerd in you, you'll enjoy it.
  16. "I never met the guy, but many people are saying he's a drunken loser, gets drunk as a dog every weekend, used to grab sorority girls and beauty pageant contestants by the pussy. And nobody did anything about it!"
  17. "Reservation Dogs" is a great show on Hulu and takes place in Oklahoma. All I got.
  18. And now, we know Mrs. Taylor's surly handle.
  19. There was also one in Austin - Children's Shoe World - in Hancock Shopping Center, when Hancock was the end-all, be-all of malls in Austin. The store was in the corner of Hancock Center right next to Sears.
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