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Native Horn

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  1. Russell making the rest of his row look like dwarves.
  2. Horns up to Mike B. Slept that cancer!
  3. Accuracy
  4. Mikey feels emboldened now that Amblyopia Annie will be Governor
  5. Well maybe they will announce one soon. Although like most others here, I hope he stays at aggy for a long while.
  6. Maybe I'm missing something, but this was about a meeting in August, 2021. When he got that badass raise, because he's a known badass.
  7. Should be bottomless Jeroboams for that package.
  8. Is that over/under yards for UT?
  9. I'll echo what others have said - thanks so much to those who set up and make it run smoothly (WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!???). Shitty game, great people!
  10. Condom, duh.
  11. Not familiar with the specific set-up around that area, but in my experience there are usually a ton of Sooner Space Shuttles around the tailgate areas.
  12. Israel ain't got TelAvivsion?
  13. welcome to the party, pal
  14. Man, that is an awesome thing your community is doing for y'all. Since you're in the DFW area, have you thought about reaching out to the Texas Rangers? https://www.mlb.com/rangers/community/foundation/landing
  15. Wait, the tailgate moved to El Paso? I'm out.
  16. Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.
  17. Please note the details. "Limitations apply." Ya think?
  18. I haven't tried the flavored Easy Melt, but I do know that Velveeta kicks the shit out of the regular flavor Easy Melt. Especially if it is similarly priced.
  19. New stew is a smoke show, and a cunning linguist.
  20. Ain't a got damn thing wrong with some Hee Haw thrown in here.
  21. And check out the amazing and fantastic social media account "Traces of Technology."
  22. Fuck that. Then my mom would want me to change her smoke alarm batteries four time a year.
  23. On a related note, when did Church's Chicken become Church's Texas Chicken? They're based in Atlanta fer gosh sakes.
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