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Native Horn

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  1. Put that shit in spoiler. 😁
  2. Agree 100% with this assessment. Parents bought one (special ordered?) a 1974 version. Four-banger that generated maybe 90 BHP. Fortunately it was handed down to my older sister instead of me. I was "lucky" enough to get a 1977 Nova - not named Nova in Mexico because it means "No Go" in Spanish, which is also an accurate assessment. I did manage to get a speeding ticket or two in it - wind must have been in my favor.
  3. I thought the commercials you should seek medical attention after four hours? Bold strategy there, Cotton.
  4. Because, there ain't no WAY he MEANT to pay 'em.
  5. Well not with that attitude, mister!
  6. Nothing like a good waffle-stomper to get things going for Thanksgiving. Hope you recover soon!
  7. I don't like your attitude, Mr. Turkey McTurkeyPants.
  8. Just looked this up - George is 6'1", Yuki is 5'3".
  9. Russell making the rest of his row look like dwarves.
  10. Horns up to Mike B. Slept that cancer!
  11. Accuracy
  12. Mikey feels emboldened now that Amblyopia Annie will be Governor
  13. Well maybe they will announce one soon. Although like most others here, I hope he stays at aggy for a long while.
  14. Maybe I'm missing something, but this was about a meeting in August, 2021. When he got that badass raise, because he's a known badass.
  15. Should be bottomless Jeroboams for that package.
  16. Is that over/under yards for UT?
  17. I'll echo what others have said - thanks so much to those who set up and make it run smoothly (WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!???). Shitty game, great people!
  18. Condom, duh.
  19. Not familiar with the specific set-up around that area, but in my experience there are usually a ton of Sooner Space Shuttles around the tailgate areas.
  20. Israel ain't got TelAvivsion?
  21. welcome to the party, pal
  22. Man, that is an awesome thing your community is doing for y'all. Since you're in the DFW area, have you thought about reaching out to the Texas Rangers? https://www.mlb.com/rangers/community/foundation/landing
  23. Wait, the tailgate moved to El Paso? I'm out.
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