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Native Horn

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  1. But enough about Wurstfest. Horns 45-13.
  2. So how's your meeting going, 52-80?
  3. What is amazing to me is that we have such intricate analysis of all of this, and yet have the fortitude to yell "MULEDICK!!!" when arriving at a tailgate. We are a fucking special group of people.
  4. Well their hypophosphate joke is destined to fall flat.
  5. "The American Report" lulz
  6. Sheesh, trying to lay a sick burn on aggy and can't spell Appalachian correctly. The intent is still hilarious though.
  7. AND blocked the fire hydrant!!
  8. Who, the refs?
  9. No thank you.
  10. Harrah's is in a great Strip location, and I'm sure the rooms are just fine, albeit not as fancy as Wynn or Venetian/Palazzo. Plenty of other great properties in the area, and the LINQ area is pretty cool with the High Roller and bars/restaurants. You should be fine.
  11. First, you make a roux...
  12. Midnight Yell is SECret!! (For a damn good reason...)
  13. $9.95 headed your way.
  14. Gift wrapping it for Ferrari on their home court?
  15. Georgia Tech must have clean drinking water or something special like that.
  16. Anybody else running the Zilker Relays in Austin tonight? It's a four person relay, 2.5 miles each leg, 10 miles total. Some really fast people usually (sub-5 minute miles) and great people watching. Takes place mostly on Lou Neff Road inside Zilker Park. Real Ale beer garden and Taco Deli post-race.
  17. Wait, what??
  18. Is one monarch worse than five hookers?
  19. And both of those quotes sound 100% like something he would actually send out.
  20. sonuvabitch! We gotta play them twice??
  21. *were
  22. So you, and who are the other two guys?
  23. Honey Badger Dog don't care? Maybe he's part Afghan hound.
  24. Native Horn

    One Wheel

    Took me a hot minute to figure out y'all weren't talking about unicycles.
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