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Native Horn

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  1. How embarrassing to get so drunk on a private yacht that you get the cops called on ya. I hope that guest had fun watching what an ass she was!
  2. This Fat Electrician guy initially appears douchey, but overall, his genuine enthusiasm for HEB is interesting to see. Learned a lot from it!
  3. What a night for the kid.
  4. Hamilton out in SQ1 - lost the rear end on his final hot lap.
  5. "I want the American people to know that today I spoke with the King of Ireland and he has powerfully agreed to re-open the Dr. Pepper factory in Dublin so that we can once again drink what is rightfully ours, and something that Sleepy Joe should have never taken from us. I will not put tariffs on this drink, as I do not wish to punish the Irish people. Great golf courses there, especially the one owned by Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
  6. Lotsa nerds in the press corps. Mercy.
  7. +rep for Batman onomatopoeia
  8. Interesting query. I think he could kick ass at Williams. I'm a James Vowles fan.
  9. Dear lord, please don't let "in a timeshare with" become the new "physicality" of the 9.95ers.
  10. "trologdyte" - JFC Apologies for the re-quote.
  11. I worked at SportsPark in Austin (Pleasant Valley/Riverside) in the early 80s. Batting cages, mini-golf, skating rink and an arcade that had a shit-ton of pinball and video games. So many good times there. My favorite games were Eight Ball Deluxe (pinball) and Pole Position (video). Joust, Defender, and Galaga also got a lot of playing time.
  12. Pins Mechanical off South Congress/Industrial is really fun. Plenty of pinball and old school video games. And duckpin bowling is a blast.
  13. The only good cucumber is a pickle.
  14. Brooks was here.
  15. I don't by that.
  16. FIFY
  17. He was quite good in The Americans.
  18. He was probably a strong, burly valet attendant, straight out of central casting. Called him sir!
  19. Wordle 1,460 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Sheeeit, he'll probably acknowledge it as "one of the saddest days in our beautiful country's history, sadness at levels we've never seen before;" Or something like that.
  21. Drizzled over some Brussels sprouts it's *<chef's kiss>*
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