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Native Horn

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  1. Damn shame you got lost. Call 311 and ask for directions.
  2. 2002 12-4 2003 7-9 2004 5-11 2005 11-5 2006 4-12 2007 9-7 2008 9-7 Literally the definition of not literally being worse each year. Just some years. Just fuckin'w with ya, of course. Chucky is a weirdo.
  3. Came in to axe this as well. WTAF??
  4. Right?? Real whiteys eat at Torchy's. Had a steak burrito and hillbilly queso there just a while ago.
  5. My apologies sir, but in the interest of national security, I am unable to confirm or deny its route.
  6. Coached five years under Opie. He must be awesome!
  7. Campbell is 2-2 in the playoffs with the Lions. Monkey Butt was 1-3 in the playoffs with the Cowboys.
  8. Same. Have only heard of Dune 2 and Wicked. Only saw Wicked. Quite the cinephile, I am!
  9. aggy cannot comprehend this being a possibility
  10. Just great, know I gotta figure out if "sammy" means a sandwich or a Samsung.
  11. Not gonna lie, done this more than once. Sheesh.
  12. Not gonna lie, I am #hotforhelly
  13. That's a beautiful boy. Looks a lot like my beagle from awhile back. RIP Noah.
  14. Omigod, omigod, omigod, a COMPLETE DOUBLE HUMBLEBRAG!!! What does it mean??? (Phil and Thad sold me a house too)
  15. Latest episode - Captain Glenn: "OK crew, you can go party on shore with the paying guest drag queens, BUT, a maximum of two cocktails and back on the boat by 2:00am. Clear? If you don't follow the rules, you'll be excluded from the crew tip." Gary, after having TEN drinks and Glenn calls him out: "Just take 100% of my tip, this is ridiculous, we had to drink to keep the guests happy." Lulz
  16. gotta visit The Silos, duh
  17. Wonder if we'll be allowed to BYOCFS?
  18. Native Horn

    Landman

    Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open). Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack. WTAF??
  19. Yeah, I may have understated his career a tad lol.
  20. Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.
  21. Near intersection of Burnet/Ohlen Rd, as I recall. Also used to be a Godfather's pizza in the vicinity.
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