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Native Horn

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  1. Gift wrapping it for Ferrari on their home court?
  2. Georgia Tech must have clean drinking water or something special like that.
  3. Anybody else running the Zilker Relays in Austin tonight? It's a four person relay, 2.5 miles each leg, 10 miles total. Some really fast people usually (sub-5 minute miles) and great people watching. Takes place mostly on Lou Neff Road inside Zilker Park. Real Ale beer garden and Taco Deli post-race.
  4. Wait, what??
  5. Is one monarch worse than five hookers?
  6. And both of those quotes sound 100% like something he would actually send out.
  7. sonuvabitch! We gotta play them twice??
  8. *were
  9. So you, and who are the other two guys?
  10. Honey Badger Dog don't care? Maybe he's part Afghan hound.
  11. Native Horn

    One Wheel

    Took me a hot minute to figure out y'all weren't talking about unicycles.
  12. Every single trash can and recycling can were turned upside down when I walked by the east side of DKR after the game. Kinda like "Well, game is over and we've emptied them, we don't want anybody to use them any more tonight." WTF
  13. Rotary Club lot jacked it up to $30 for the ULM game. Furk.
  14. I knew I recognized Amber MidSummer. She played a bank teller who got robbed in Hell or High Water.
  15. From the humble streets of Southpark Ghettos in Austin..... TEXAS!!!!!!!
  16. Love me some Asha, a must-follow on Twitter. Street cred as a lawyer, professor and former FBI agent.
  17. Hell, it probably takes at least twenty minutes of fumbling through his FUPA to find his mushroom.
  18. Going to see a metal show at COTA tomorrow evening. One of my favorite local bartenders is in Fire From the Gods. They're opening for Megadeath and Five Finger Death Punch. Plus some other band. Not really too much into metal anymore since I'm a Man now. Going more to support the bartender and commiserate with the other barflies that will be going. Earplugs are at the ready.
  19. Yep. Took me all six guesses, and I still had a couple of options. Got lucky to solve it at all.
  20. I will give you that they do a lot of high school stuff, but "Light the Tower" is definitely more than just high school sports. At least until Westlake and Lake Travis build their own tower. I think that they just choose the 11:00 hour on Tuesday to focus on HS rather than the Horns or other sports.
  21. High school sports is also something I give no fucks about. Was out today in the car from 11am till almost noon, and Craig, Jeff, and Snupe spent almost the whole time discussing high school football. Even six-man. Barf. (Yes, I did channel surf, but every time I would get back to the Horn, they were still going).
  22. Presented by American Airlines. Just great. So it'll really be a 7:43 pm kickoff?
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