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Native Horn

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  1. Had to nope outta that one. I am the biggest pussy in the world about heights (well, maybe tied with several on this thread). In NYC, had family go to top of the new-ish Freedom Tower. I stayed on terra firma, cuz f dat.
  2. Maybe the Chicken Man will reflect on his bona fide job and simply wring her neck.
  3. The fact that this thread is currently rated "HOT!" by Surly is both terrible and awesome.
  4. Clearly the shooter's mental health issues pulled the trigger.
  5. Another 5-7 season might mean we need to sign a deal with Thirsty Planet for some 8.9% Buckethead.
  6. Did you want the ball from RF to home to wind up near 3rd base?
  7. Haven't been to SPI in several years, but the breakfast tacos at Isabel's in Port Isabel are very solid and cheap.
  8. When my son was in BSA, his troop was sponsored by a Catholic church as the chartering organization (maybe their Knights of Columbus chapter, don't remember). The registered BSA adult leaders not only had to take the BSA YP Training, but also had to attend the diocesan training put on by the church. Yes, well documented that both BSA and the Catholic church have greater than their fair share of sexual abuse of children, so I had no qualms attending both. I would be somewhat hesitant to send my daughter on a trip to the beach without some assurances about how they handle youth protection.
  9. I know you probably mean ice cream shops, but H-E-B Swoon is da titz.
  10. A colonoscopy without anesthesia?? I guess he CAN take the length.
  11. Sorry to hear that Moose. Although I haven't been to Alaska, first things that come to mind when pondering what the weather must be like is crisp, cool and clean. Hope the nearby fires die out before they cause y'all any danger.
  12. Put a beatdown, 66-3 style, on that fuckin cancer!
  13. Who are the Ole Miss dudes not in uniforms who are dogpiling with the players? GTFO. OU has always been a softball school.
  14. Screw you naysayers. Washed my car this morning just to be sure.
  15. I'll allow it.
  16. I am sorry you don't have a wife.
  17. Thing I learned today: a group of swine is a sounder.
  18. Big Tex needs a new pair of boots!
  19. Cooter's prints are ALL over that Jeep.
  20. In on pagina numero dos!
  21. I feel bad for a team like Haas. Very respectable qualifying and good (actually GREAT for them) positioning on the starting grid. And then finish in last (of the cars that were still running) and DNF. Brutal for Gunther and team.
  22. Witnessing that in person was one of the lowest moments of my Longhorn sports life.
  23. And Benny's dumb ass wound up on a ranch without any ID, and married to a crazy woman. American dream!
  24. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-paddle-boarders-rescue-pilot-after-plane-crashes-into-lady-bird-lake/ Looks like we have a Sully of Lady Bird Lake. Scary stuff.
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