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Native Horn

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  1. Screw you naysayers. Washed my car this morning just to be sure.
  2. I'll allow it.
  3. I am sorry you don't have a wife.
  4. Thing I learned today: a group of swine is a sounder.
  5. Big Tex needs a new pair of boots!
  6. Cooter's prints are ALL over that Jeep.
  7. In on pagina numero dos!
  8. I feel bad for a team like Haas. Very respectable qualifying and good (actually GREAT for them) positioning on the starting grid. And then finish in last (of the cars that were still running) and DNF. Brutal for Gunther and team.
  9. Witnessing that in person was one of the lowest moments of my Longhorn sports life.
  10. And Benny's dumb ass wound up on a ranch without any ID, and married to a crazy woman. American dream!
  11. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-paddle-boarders-rescue-pilot-after-plane-crashes-into-lady-bird-lake/ Looks like we have a Sully of Lady Bird Lake. Scary stuff.
  12. Funerals cheaper than filling up?
  13. As skinny as that "bride" is, I doubt she even eats any of that cake. Or Ashley will probably drop the cake.
  14. That's where Lance sits when he DNFs.
  15. It is entirely possible that I am an idoit, but is it common knowledge that the balls in NCAA are juiced this season?
  16. How many HDMI ports did he have?
  17. I can't believe a mustard thread is making me ravenously hungry. Yet here we are. Good job y'all.
  18. I mean, they're pretty loyal to airplanes?
  19. I am not a baby goat, and never have been.
  20. The Rebel? Nice!
  21. Would prefer that in kettle chips.
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