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Native Horn

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  1. Sea aggy, lol
  2. If you don't already have it, Platinum pays for your annual CLEAR fee ($179). I signed up for CLEAR via Delta SkyMiles which offers CLEAR for $119. I then signed up my two Amex Platinum additional cardholders for CLEAR for $60 each. $119 + $60 + $60 = $239 for three CLEAR memberships and Amex refunded $179 of that. So, all told, three CLEAR memberships for a total of $60. Not bad.
  3. Can someone smarter than I (most of you) splain why it takes 24 hours to test water samples? They growing cultures in petri dishes or something?
  4. Oh shit, took my medication this morning with a sip out of the sink. Farewell, my sweet surly assholes.
  5. Happy Friday everybody!
  6. soylent green chile stew is people!
  7. Looks like COA is going to make some improvements to lighting in West Campus this year. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/university-of-texas/west-campus-more-lighting-safety/269-4daf3d95-093f-47ad-9359-eb57baa85bc5
  8. Maybe it's their cheep day.
  9. I invite you to survey the scene at the Austin HEBs on ManSlaughter or CoSlaugh. You would quickly change your mind. Yes, I know those monikers are douchey. Don't care, got groceries.
  10. That's why I love the HEB app. Select which store, search for the product, and it tells you which aisle/section you can find it. For this product, my HEB has it "in produce, on the front wall."
  11. Impressive chompers on upper left. Corncob through a fence.
  12. To be fair, Don doesn't even know it is possible to trip over one's own dick.
  13. Not sure if it has been mentioned (probably so), but Burnt Bean Company BBQ in Seguin is outstanding. Got in line at 10:00 this morning, doors opened at 11:00. Favorite meat was the bone-in pork chop. Favorite side was the barbacoa dirty rice. Really nice people working there and will definitely be going back some day.
  14. How can you tell? Thought he wore his zipper in the back.
  15. I'd like to show those flight attendants my sausage.
  16. So many great songs here, nice job y'all.
  17. Art must be standing on a stool. He's got to be a foot shorter than Dale.
  18. The description for this must be wrong. It says "enjoy our flavorful jalapeno artichoke dip." Still gonna try it.
  19. Don't stop me, I'm rolling.
  20. Well due to the extreme costs of renaming the show, I suggest Kevin Durant or Kirk Douglas.
  21. And that about sums it up. Guilty myself.
  22. Holy shit, they do! Jesus.
  23. Particularly, the Slaughter/Congress and Slaughter/Menchaca locations. Occasionally Circle C, but it's pretty rare.
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