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Native Horn

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  1. Seems a lot of folks were trying to send her a message in a bottle.
  2. I have to admit, it's quite a bit more beautiful than MY car.
  3. To be fair, locksmiths are often graded upon opening up things. Shilo and CU seem pretty proficient at that.
  4. OMG Bart Simpson has entered the chat. Cowabunga!
  5. Glad you pulled out - we don't need any pregnant driveways.
  6. No time for common sense in here, JJaz!
  7. 'Shopped a license plate just to get the Spirit of Ecstasy involved.
  8. Maybe throw in a few treadmills for lulz?
  9. Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?
  10. Sushi Glory Hole was damn funny. Most of the other skits, not so much IMO. Weekend Update was a complete waste of time, with more than half of it featuring a really dumb skit with one of the new cast members. I love Nate, but his last appearance was WAY better.
  11. Bill Laimbeer did not excel at basketball OR sleestacking.
  12. Hey man, getting stabbed in the buttocks is no joke!
  13. Where the hell is Frankie???
  14. From the South First Street Speedway in Southpark Ghettos........ TEXAS!!!!!
  15. Lulz. Trey Owens could play the entire game and we'd win by 35+.
  16. Third and Orlando (Florida)? Wouldn't wish that upon anybody.
  17. He spoke at my son's college commencement ceremonies in NYC in 2022. Let's just say he was not well-received.
  18. Or to be more specific, "footie."
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