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Native Horn

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  1. I remember Retarted Elf playing Liberty Lunch, so yeah, I'm old too.
  2. FTR, there have been several reward meals where there is some type of hidden advantage. But yeah, this was way to freaking obvious for sure.
  3. Wait, people fap without a phone??
  4. Could actually be a standalone thread. Order of who we wanna see? Wait, nevermind, too young. Dammit!
  5. Coming to her emotional rescue?
  6. Got in line at Randall's on Slaughter/Brodie (Travis Co) about 1:20pm today. All wrapped up in an hour. Line was outside the building, but in the shade. Bought a 2.5lb bag of candy corn to celebrate. No, I am not a great big fat person, but could be if I tried.
  7. Seems a lot of folks were trying to send her a message in a bottle.
  8. I have to admit, it's quite a bit more beautiful than MY car.
  9. To be fair, locksmiths are often graded upon opening up things. Shilo and CU seem pretty proficient at that.
  10. OMG Bart Simpson has entered the chat. Cowabunga!
  11. Glad you pulled out - we don't need any pregnant driveways.
  12. No time for common sense in here, JJaz!
  13. 'Shopped a license plate just to get the Spirit of Ecstasy involved.
  14. Maybe throw in a few treadmills for lulz?
  15. Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?
  16. Sushi Glory Hole was damn funny. Most of the other skits, not so much IMO. Weekend Update was a complete waste of time, with more than half of it featuring a really dumb skit with one of the new cast members. I love Nate, but his last appearance was WAY better.
  17. Bill Laimbeer did not excel at basketball OR sleestacking.
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