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Native Horn

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  1. Maybe it's their cheep day.
  2. I invite you to survey the scene at the Austin HEBs on ManSlaughter or CoSlaugh. You would quickly change your mind. Yes, I know those monikers are douchey. Don't care, got groceries.
  3. That's why I love the HEB app. Select which store, search for the product, and it tells you which aisle/section you can find it. For this product, my HEB has it "in produce, on the front wall."
  4. Impressive chompers on upper left. Corncob through a fence.
  5. To be fair, Don doesn't even know it is possible to trip over one's own dick.
  6. Not sure if it has been mentioned (probably so), but Burnt Bean Company BBQ in Seguin is outstanding. Got in line at 10:00 this morning, doors opened at 11:00. Favorite meat was the bone-in pork chop. Favorite side was the barbacoa dirty rice. Really nice people working there and will definitely be going back some day.
  7. How can you tell? Thought he wore his zipper in the back.
  8. I'd like to show those flight attendants my sausage.
  9. So many great songs here, nice job y'all.
  10. Art must be standing on a stool. He's got to be a foot shorter than Dale.
  11. The description for this must be wrong. It says "enjoy our flavorful jalapeno artichoke dip." Still gonna try it.
  12. Don't stop me, I'm rolling.
  13. Well due to the extreme costs of renaming the show, I suggest Kevin Durant or Kirk Douglas.
  14. And that about sums it up. Guilty myself.
  15. Holy shit, they do! Jesus.
  16. Particularly, the Slaughter/Congress and Slaughter/Menchaca locations. Occasionally Circle C, but it's pretty rare.
  17. Barbacoa is still a thing on the weekends, at least at the ones in South Austin that I frequent.
  18. Do y'all not see the price tag of $35,000,000?
  19. It's like you're new here or something.
  20. I hate Rodgers ever since his bitching when Cal got "left out" of the BCS, but to be fair, the Packers are 39-12 (inc two playoff wins) since Morbid Mike left the Packers.
  21. Not trying to burst your bubble here, but Fat Mike & Company aren't exactly keen on the finer points of the game.
  22. At least Dan Quinn is safe.
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