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Native Horn

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  1. Marty Byrde had to go through much more complicated steps to launder money in the fictitious "Ozark." Yet here's a candidate for the U.S. presidency, doing it openly and unashamedly. AMERICA, F YEAH!!!
  2. So, the Super Bowl. I'll allow it.
  3. Officially triggered
  4. "That ain't your goddam job, fat boy!" -Joe Jamail Field, probably
  5. Wit, dammit. Wit! Sheesh.
  6. Your razor-sharp with is on point. Deion gonna flame out soon.
  7. So that's how it is in your family.
  8. He outranks Major Applewhite!
  9. The rose goes in the front, big guy.
  10. Kevin ain't skeered!
  11. Just like my best golf drive!
  12. Noah was the only one of the three on Three Guys on Sports who actually seemed to know what he was talking about. I believe he's a Michigan guy, so I hope he's sad after the second game.
  13. Sorry bro.
  14. A Chick-fil-A that doesn't have a drive-through? Or would that be too much human interaction?
  15. Rumors that Erxleben is on campus doing community service as a volunteer assistant. When Bert starts kicking straight-on this year, the rumor shall be confirmed.
  16. Go on..... Wait, nevermind.
  17. Had pecan-smoked brisket tacos there for lunch today. Delicious. Fight me.
  18. Driving without Kleenex, lofl.
  19. At least his funeral should be simple.
  20. SEVEN in a package? WTAF
  21. SEAL Team is a guilty pleasure for me. Although the Paramount + platform is very shittily designed, yuge lag time.
  22. Paula Newsome, lead homicide detective on "CSI: Vegas" agrees with this.
  23. I knew this was the issue! (I don't know shit about fuck)
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