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TexasBeta

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  1. Yeah. I consider them my aggy yearly 2 wins guaranteed via Abilene Christian, etc. For Tom Landry’s sake, I really want Jones to vacate this planet.
  2. King Charles III - 75 (to continue my English royalty picks) Britney Spears - 42 Selma Blair - 51 Shannen Doherty - 52 Jerry Jones - 81 (Die you Arky SOB) Joe Biden - 81 Hillary Clinton - 76 Bruce Willis - 68 Yoko Ono - 90 Sophie Turner - 27
  3. You look at OSU over there and it's all about the tradition of being a man and 40.
  4. The two aggy radio douchebags made it sound like the LSU dude decapitated the farmer. I thought they were going to stroke out.
  5. I’m of the mind that we go all cotton bowl Miami and fuck them up all while racking up 100 plus in taunting penalties. Why? Fuck em that’s why. Leave no doubt. .
  6. If back in the day our libraries looked that this … no telling what aggy looked like. A concrete picnic table with some sticky national geographic mags?
  7. That is way too inspiring.. Bring me the soul crushing UGL ambiance.
  8. You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition of how they're like a cockroach. It’s not so much what they eat and totes off, but what they falls into and messes up. And that's probably our 2nd half lead. - courtesy of @mdmost
  9. Holding out for Blackzilla, minus one...
  10. Good one Bilbo. Yelling at your qb who is running for his life out there.
  11. Ain't no way the Lord I pray too would attend such a gathering of inbred hayseeds and sheep humpers.. So.. Maybe Zuul the gate keeper intervened.. He would surely attend such an event.
  12. I had a few errands to run and listened to the game on the aggy radio. Those dudes must have been front row at the Dave South school of broadcasting. Tenn catches the aggy punt. This is what I heard. “Aggy punt. Tenn has the ball… 30…25… 20…… silence…..Tenn touchdown. “ So deflated and yet so glorious. F those sheep fuckers.
  13. Watching on cbs. Does this hayseed not own a razor.
  14. From the google - This program provides a waiver of nonresident tuition for students from neighboring states (Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico and Oklahoma) enrolled in certain public institutions in Texas. I can say that Arkansas in interesting b/c they offer discounts based on GPA.
  15. In celebration of the greatness that is "You look at...just all about the tradition".. Here is the list of postings from the Herman years - 2018 You look at the bye week over there and it’s just all about the tradition of feeling empty inside because there’s no Texas football to watch. You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition that OU sucks. You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition of the whole town of Lubbock smelling like cow shit when the wind blows in the from the West. You look at Kansas over there and it's just all about the tradition of David Booth Memorial Stadium only having artificial turf so I'm not sure what Les Miles is going to snack on next season. You look at West Virginia over there and it's just all about the tradition of them having the worst teeth in America because they drink nothing but Mountain Dew. You just look at those Terrapins and it's all about us coming out and not stepping on our dicks, again. You look at Kansas State over there and it's just all about the tradition of Bill Snyder looking like Emperor Palpatine. You look at Tulsa over there and it's just all about the tradition of having a name that makes no sense given your geographic location. You look at USC over there and it's just all about the tradition of their band being a focal point at the end of the song "Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac. You look at Iowa State over there and it's all about the tradition of...hold on, let's all just stop and appreciate her again.
  16. Golly. Auburn is bad. On the other hand …. Clickity-clack farmers.
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