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Harrison Stafford

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  1. Aaron Rodgers is a dead man walking.
  2. (Ahem) Unless you’re retired.
  3. I hate Pittsburgh. I never cheer for those fuckers and it goes back to the ‘78 & ‘79 AFC Championship games. BUT tonight and tonight only, I’m making an exception.
  4. Don’t look back when you know it’s over.
  5. Not investing any energy in this team. We are so screwed.
  6. 2025 Stonk Core /Non-Tradable Positions in Review. *New IBRX $2.56 to $1.98. 9,000 shares at avg cost of $9.77 EOSE $4.86 to $11.46 15,100 shares at $5.79 UUUU $5.13 to $14.54 10,000 shares at $6.63 RVPH $1.81 to $.28 20,000 shares at $5.51 *GPHOF $1.41 9,000 shares at $1.33 *ARSMF $.31 30,000 shares at $.55 *APAAF $.13 63,000 shares at $.24 Trading Positions. UURAF $3.94 10,000 shares at $3.84 Sell around $5 UUUU $14.54 5,000 shares at $15.10 Sell around $19 EOSE $11.46 3,000 shares at $13.92 Sell around $18 ASPI $5.35 5,000 shares at $7.66 Sell around $10 The account was up $200,000 in 2025 (rising from the ashes) thanks, predominantly, to UUUU & EOSE. Last year, I cut way back on IBRX, broomed the entire positions of both AMYZF & GERN, and went in deep on critical mineral stocks. The goal is to double the account’s value in 2026 to $1.2 million and will need to trade to make that happen. Hence, the trading positions. Everything in this portfolio is a stonk with moonshot potential. The safest bets are UUUU & EOSE which should double in 2026. They’re both off and running to start the new year with UUUU +$1.85 to $16.38 and EOSE +$1.49 to $12.96. Happy New Year and let’s make some winning trades in 2026, ya filthy animals!
  7. Ole Miss wins and we get a twofer. Both Kirby Smart & Lane Kiffin get screwed.
  8. This game is making up for the two earlier quarterfinal pooches today
  9. I will stab you here and here and here and here and here and here………and here.
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