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Al Czervik

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  1. Venezuela, Greenland then Cuba, like dominos they will fall.
  2. aggy history / logic.
  3. Spring Break SPI and Matamores, Mexico 86-89 on the blanket, shout out Yo! /csb alert Add in overnight bus trip to the Louisiana casinos leaving from San Antonio, circa mid 90s, to a truck stop East of Houston where the bus driver froze our monkeyasses out with the A/C set on super high. Somehow, someway, there was a stack of these blankets for sale at the door at said truck stop for less than $10 American upon our arrival. Said stack was depleted upon our departure and Al is more than certain the next bus through had a fresh stack awaiting. Cheers to bus driver Mario and his broken Eeengrish if he, for sure, pulled in a commission on this scam. Somehow, someway, the A/C failed to operate properly on the way back to San Antonio and he, Mario the bus driver, positively managed to recoup the extra gas he used frosting all the degenerate gamblers into blanket purchases to about face 180 defrost the entire bus by giving them swamp ass and paid for blanket keepsake souvenirs before arriving back in San Antonio. Al can’t imagine how many of those blankets stayed on the bus after our arrival, but Al is more than certain those left behind, somehow, someway, found their way back to that truck stop East of Houston. Like the swallows of Capistrano or the King Salmon of the Copper River, the circle of life somehow, someway, always return to their origine, these cheap ass woven blankets are no exception. It’s the circle of life folks, Lion King out front should have told ya. Also, cheers to Mario the bus driver for stopping the bus on busy and dangerous East bound shoulder of I-10 to make sure the baffroom at the back of the bus had enough keemicals n dee toilet so those if of us in the cheap seats could bref without gagging. Mario the bus driver, to this day I appreciate your driving ambition and dedication to the freeze and defrost game transporting those of us who were too broke drive ourselves to Louisiana casinos back in the 90’s. This ends Al’s contribution to the /csb portion of our program for this evening.
  4. Potato
  5. I’ll do you a favor and take that tusk off of your hands.
  6. Burning the books would be an ironic and nice touch.
  7. Is it so wrong to wake and bake these days?
  8. Allegedly. There was a photo from the 90’s of them in a hotel hallway, Hotel Notell probably, after the Julia Roberts divorce. That some good rebound material for a song. Allegedly.
  9. That 2nd D list guy allegedly banged Kelly Willis and was married to Julia Roberts. Show some respect.
  10. Men of real family values that the were taken out of the 40s and 50s, simpler times for simple people.
  11. Have you not considered buying locally?
  12. Settle down Bro. I call those shots around here.
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