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Al Czervik

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  1. There wouldn’t be a wet spot as the left over flour from the foreplay would have taken care of any moisture.
  2. Why are you recording me?
  3. How big of her, ‘Christian’ right? Sorry Man, family can suck worse than friends.
  4. Fuck off? You fuck off. I’m not adding a footnote to history, we’re talking time machines and shit and this is Surly. Let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be a reality. Good day Sir!
  5. They would first have issue that we had a black president.
  6. Right across the street is where the great meat frenzied unloading of the HEB dumpster happened a few years ago, during Covid and after a brownout because of the ice/cold. Made internationally news. HEB was apparently not open this day. South Austin gonna South Austin.
  7. SPAM talk, much like a bad fart, not going away fast enough.
  8. Hoping to help Rudy regain ‘America’s Mayor’ status as well.
  9. Followed by ‘you people helped me achieve tallest building in NYC status’.
  10. Why isn’t that guy wearing a suit and thanking America profusely? Where is the outrage? Such disrespect for the White House.
  11. And both places are way affordable. Baguette House is closed on Wednesdays, fyi.
  12. Sam’s Warehouse parking lot raises it up to 5.
  13. She’ll be the one in the red dress. Romeo Rose will be providing security.
  14. Then having to wait 45 minutes to swim again so you don’t get cramps and sink to the bottom. Al was 35 when he learned that lie.
  15. Hey hey hey Sexy Sax Man got bills to pay
  16. *They about to get der roll on
  17. And an apartment complex in North Austin.
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