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Al Czervik

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  1. Cause of death: Realized Miss Oraya is not a ‘miss’, ‘ms’ nor ‘mrs’ at all. Adding this because it is Thailand and I saw the Hangover III, not because of any personal experiences.
  2. https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/man-hospitalized-after-atv-hits-him-on-onion-creek-golf-course/ Hope the police catch this guy.
  3. Going with C because she hasn’t got her period back.
  4. I was aboot to post this. Yes, fucker didn’t fly South for the winter.
  5. Guy could coach blind guys to play defense and still give the offense trouble. Knew what he had on the field and used his guys accordingly and it worked. Some coaches have it, most don’t. Glad he was on the good guys side for a little while.
  6. Walking Onion Creek in South Austin. There are some really big girls in there, just really hard to access with all the overhanging brush. Good way to spend an hour.
  7. I love okra. And butt. Just not at the same time. redheads too.
  8. Al feels better now knowing that he isn’t the only one.
  9. Lower sugar daddy fuck 2022 already
  10. If we watch this tweet close enough, Red McCombs will out his Surly handle and fake twitter account when he challenges the coach role for a coordinator instead.
  11. Heroes. Calm down Kevin, we all make grammar mistakes.
  12. This story is better than the Christmas Vacation ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ keeps giving in Spades. #noracist.
  13. Not all hero’s wear capes but you should wear a hazmat suit.
  14. We have one of these floating around in Al's family, trying to figure out how to get it into my gun safe. It was used to kill a few cattle rustlers back in the day, it still functions great and has the original cleaning rods still in the stock. Need to work harder on getting it back.
  15. Who wears a plain white tshirt to their first holiday dinner at their GF’s parents? The guy not getting invited back, that’s who. Either a pro move or a complete dumbass.
  16. Eskimo pussy. Led Zeppelin said it best.
  17. Men will rub it out to anything, that is why the internet was created.
  18. Over the top silly? Only because the audience isn’t a bunch of young Al’s playing flag football at St. Ignatius Martyr School by Coach Tim Ickus losing to our cross town rivals at St. Louis, maybe. We learned that shit back in grade school and never let it happen again. The Bobcats at the big I needed an ass chewing on occasion and it worked. I hope this will root the weak out of the program.
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